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going through puberty feels like being caught in a trap

hormones, zits, and cramps make you feel like crap

i really hated puberty, it made me turn out freaky

but at least the school id's make even the hottest boys look geeky!

I do so hate my neighbors that live right next door

every day there's drunken parties, like an episode of Jersey Shore

there's beer cans and bikinis strewn all across the place

and every time i knock on their door i get sprayed with mace

I am a doctor and it really is a drag

Listening to women complain about how they sag

This is not the job for me I really want another

The only reason I took this job was to please my Jewish mother

if i were a magician, i know exactly what i would do

first i would get rid of those chimps called "congress" slinging poo

at Temple University it would start raining beer

and everybody's student debt would disappear!

if i won the lottery there'd be so much i could do

first i'd travel the world! london, paris, rome and timbucktoo

i'd buy myself a mansion, and party at the ritz

but first i'd buy myself a brand new pair of $&#@