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THIS IS PURELY FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES
FULL SCRIPT
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED TO THE BBC
THIS IS PURELY FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES
FULL SCRIPT
SALLY
The Doctor.
LARRY
Who's the Doctor?
SALLY
He's the Doctor.
SALLY
Okay, that was scary.
LARRY
No, it sounds like he's replying, but he always says that.
LARRY
And that.
SALLY
He can hear us. Oh, my God, you can really hear us!
LARRY
Of course he can't hear us. Look! I've got a transcript, see, everything he says. "Yep, that's me". "Yes, I do". "Yep, and this". Next it's...
DOCTOR & LARRY
Are you going to read out the whole thing?
LARRY
Sorry.
SALLY
Who are you?
SALLY
I've seen this bit before.
SALLY
1969, that's where you're talking from?
SALLY
But you're replying to me. You can't know exactly what I'm gonna say, 40 years before I say it!
LARRY
I'm getting this down! I'm writing in your bits.
SALLY
How? How is this possible? Tell me!
LARRY
Not so fast.
SALLY
Then what is it?
SALLY
Tell me.
SALLY
I'm clever and I'm listening. And don't patronise me because people have died, and I'm not happy. Tell me.
SALLY
Yeah, I've seen this bit before. You said that sentence got away from you.
SALLY
Next thing you're going to say is, "Well, I can hear you".
SALLY
This isn't possible.
LARRY
No. It's brilliant!
LARRY
Always gives me the shivers, that bit.
SALLY
How can you know what I'm going to say?
LARRY
What does he mean by, "Look to your left"? I've written tons about that on the forums. I think it's a political statement.
SALLY
He means you. What are you doing?
LARRY
I'm writing in your bits. So I've got a complete transcript of the whole conversation. Wait until this hits the net. This will explode the egg forums.
SALLY
How can you have a copy of the finished transcript? It is still being written.
SALLY
Okay, let me get my head 'round this. You're reading from a transcript of a conversation you're still having? Wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey. Actually, never mind that. (To Larry.)
You can do shorthand?
LARRY
So?
LARRY
The angels have the phone box! That's my favourite, I've got it on a tee-shirt!
SALLY
What do you mean, angels? You mean those statue things?
SALLY
But they're just statues.
SALLY
What does that mean?
SALLY
Don't take your eyes off that.
SALLY
What am I supposed to do?
SALLY
How? How?
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Added: 8 months ago
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02/26/08 Update: Wow. What was expected to be a short movie that would circulate within a
02/26/08 Update: Wow. What was expected to be a short movie that would circulate within a small circle of friends has turned into something much more very quickly. I'm thrilled that so many people have enjoyed this video but also somewhat mortified that I added this without my daughter's knowledge or consent. Maybe someday she will find some humor in it.
Comments: Have been disabled. I think they have run their course. To those who have sent positive comments, thank you very much. You've made us appreciate what we have even more than we already do. To those of you who've said you've changed your mind about having children, well, have at it. :)
Business inquiries/agents: Thanks for your interest. At the current time we have no intention of exposing our little one to the destroyer of youth that is the entertainment industry (with the exception of Star Wars, heh). Hopefully if she chooses to follow this path on her own someday she will find a door still open for her.
Other things:
She has never seen Pokemon so I don't think she's making a reference to the ball on that show. I think she just means pokey ball as in "a ball that is pokey." (And yes, I know what the pokey balls really are! Stop emailing :) )
Three year olds can't read. I'm sure there are exceptions to that rule.
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Here is my daughter, age 3, explaining the plot of Star Wars Episode IV.
She explained the whole movie to me in much greater detail but unfortunately I didn't have the camera going. When I finally caught her talking about the movie again she delivered this truncated, but still funny, version.
Edit: Thank you all for the nice comments. Maybe I will print them out for her and someday and when she's all growed up she'll get to read them herself.
A little more about the video: She wasn't coached to say anything, nor was she forced to make the video. She rarely stops talking. Those of you with children understand this: sometimes it's harder to turn the faucet off than to turn the faucet on.
Believe it or not, she has the seem the movie only once, and I spread it out over 3 days so it wouldn't be too much all at once for her.
The video was edited to make it shorter, more cohesive and hopefully funnier. I did move some of the lines around so it would make more sense.
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Added: 5 months ago
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The film "Cloverfield" has no musical score, save the overture that runs during the credit
The film "Cloverfield" has no musical score, save the overture that runs during the credits and for most of the film, it doesn't need a musical score. But what if it did have one?
This is a scored version of the ending.
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Added: 2 months ago
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