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Fred
theMalachiae Mar 16 2009 8:09 PM

""FAKE HOMIES: Never ask for food.
REAL HOMIES: are the reason you have no food.
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FAKE HOMIES: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAL HOMIES: Call your parents DAD/MOM
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FAKE HOMIES: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL HOMIES: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"
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FAKE HOMIES: never seen you cry.
REAL HOMIES: cry with you
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FAKE HOMIES: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL HOMIES: keep your shit so long they forget its yours.
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FAKE HOMIES: know a few things about you.
REAL HOMIES: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
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FAKE HOMIES: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL HOMIES: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
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FAKE HOMIES: Would knock on your front door.
REAL HOMIES: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
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FAKE HOMIES: Are for awhile.
REAL HOMIES: Are for life.
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FAKE HOMIES: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAL HOMIES: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste shit."
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FAKE HOMIES: will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL HOMIES: Will knock them the fuck out
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FAKE HOMIES: Would ignore this
REAL HOMIES: Will send this to all their real friends and hope to get it back!!
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