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A man joined the priesthood. The order he joined could not speak for 7 years. Then they could only say 2 words. The first 7 years passed and they went into a small room. His 2 words were "too cold". The next 7 years passed and they took him back into the small room and his 2 words were "bad food".

The next 7 years passed and they took him back into the small room and his 2 words were "I quit". Good they said, "all you have done is complain

Q. What's the difference between Jesus and a painting?
A. It takes only one nail to hang a painting.

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A boy asks his father to use the car and the father replies "No, not until you cut your hair!". The boy replies "But father...Jesus had long hair!" to which his father says, "Yeah, but Jesus walked everywhere

- Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew?
- A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Q. What kind of meat does the pope eat?

A. Nun

God said to Adam, "I've got some good news and some bad news. First the good news. I have given you a brain and a penis. The bad news... I've only given you enough blood to work one of them at a time