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My left ear is The Table!

Question: Why is Jalen Wrong?

Answer: He isn't.

I'm a Ravens fan, but Tomlin is inarguably the coolest coach in the NFL. I mean...look at this!

Steelers defense star does a commercial: He grows hair and teleports.

Ravens defense star does a commercial: He outruns all of the Patriots without moving, talks to a bear he taught English, makes stadium lights explode, reaches into his chest, eats a universe, grows six new heads, all capable o...

0:26 Huntershy?

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>Claims to be the smart Batman

>Pronounced "nuclear" as "Nucular"

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Black guy dies first, my ass.

@steeledminer616 Then why do they all have Hats?

@buffer545 He's wearing an Ellis' Cap, isn't he?

Hi,

I'm thinking of buying one of your swords, but I'm a big guy (6'4"), and I feel like the longsword may be a bit disproportional for me, but the only bastard sword I can afford is a squire. Would I be fine with a longsword, or should I spring for the larger?

A wild JOHNNY appeared! Go, MARK!

The wild JOHNNY used FOOTBALL!

MARK caught the pass!

MARK used LISASEX!

It's super effective!

The wild JOHNNY used gun!

The wild JOHNNY's attack missed!

MARK used DRAMATIC REVEAL!

It's super effective! The wild JOHNNY became confused!

The wild JOHNNY is ...

Damn - Cee-Lo sounded like his voice was dying or something when he sang this on The Voice, but he sounds ass-kicking here, night and day, wonderful to hear the real Cee-Lo!

YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, SARAH!

Oh neat, Vandelay Industries delivers pizzas now!

James: But guys, Lou can't be the singer, I'm the singer!

Lou: No James, you are The Table!

And then James was The Table.

Sander Cohen would be proud.

*Captain Kirk tosses monitor to the right*

*Crashing sound from left side*

Ah, the early days of television.

John Lennon, Elvis Presley, Eric Clapton, and Yoko Ono disappearing into a sack.

Greatest moment in the history of rock and roll.

@TheHmmster The implication seemed to be that capitalism is filled with nothing but greedy people being greedy, and that the Soviet era was better. Maybe I misread it, but the rhetoric in the "says a lot, doesn't it?" bit didn't exactly help remove that notion. You're quoting a line from it as a ...

@pn2543 Hey now, deportation? That's a bit harsh for us Americans, isn't it? Can't we work together and send him to SIberia or something?

Seinfeldian bro code: Hellooooooooos before hoes.

Now now, perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything.

@Goronixz It cost $400,000 to own a Saxxy...for twelve seconds.

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Greatest fake-out ever.

1. Own acoustic guitar.

2. Know how to play it.

3. Turtle in a corner as engi on a server so you can't get backstabbed, with a level three in front of you.

4. Micspam yourself playing this.

5. become biggest badass ever to live.

Am I the only Boss fan who's sick of hearing "the Big Man is gone." Yes he's dead, and yes, RIP, but he'll never be gone. Only the body is gone. The man, the music, the fragments of his soul he left with each and every one of us each time he wailed on that saxophone like it was going to be his la...

Am I really the only one who paid for it and doesn't mind the F2P guys?

The more the merrier as far as I'm concerned, a bunch of friends who aren't big into FPS' are playing with me on it now, which is awesome, and the hours and hours of fun it gave me over the time I had it until now are well w...

@GoldenHurricane Right, because there's absolutely nothing dangerous about letting an already-extremist group with Cerberus' resources have technology from a race that's been proven to be able to mind-control entire races, and control people even when dead. That, and I don't put it beyond the Rea...

@Lazyboy0337 Same way people did it until 1857: Rocket jumping.

@Fussino But that doesn't help for micspammi--I mean, perfectly legitimate, non-micspamming purposes. :C

Makes me think back to the ME1 opening...

"Is that the kind of person we want protecting the galaxy?" "That's the only kind of person who can protect the galaxy." "...The galaxy is fucked, isn't it?" "Yeah, pretty much." "I'll make the call."

I'm here to kick ass and punch reporters, and I'm all out of disingenuous assertions.