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Oh Brian...

@phwoart *"he saw him at a comedy club I'd laugh"? Well there you go I'm a moron, ignore what I said there.

Bill Burr really does walk like a GTA character.

When David Mitchell finds something funny he has to catch it in his hands, hilarious.

OM NOM NOMN

IT'S SO ORANGE!!!1!

LOL this guy can't be serious.

God Save the Queen. GOD BLESS YOU MA'AM!

@7575047 Yikes dude, guess what: Women dress like that. Just get over it and pay attention to the serious issues.

It's like watching a human being talking to a chimp with a bra.

Paul Merton I mean.

Women aren't funny because they don't have to make the first move. Guys have to charm a chick, make her laugh, girls just sit there, thinking about what their hair looks like. We've been in the humor equivalent of the gym since about 14 while they've been sat on the couch. This is why men are fun...

If believing in a personal God has good effects, is it not possible that a human brain, with so much of its conscious and reflective cognitive resources devoted to understanding people, is simply best suited to understanding God in a personal sense? Could it be that the attempt to understand the ...

The Mutley style laugh is the best, second only to the laugh with involuntary snort in the middle.

They're building robots right now to fucking replace all of us. But they're going to keep some of us! Because somebody's got to oil their fucking robot joints. And what did you do? You stuck your dick in the camera. You're processed. It's over.

SUCKER LE BLEU

BILL BURR: WINNNEERRRRRRRRRRR

@0:22 ~ I laugh again, and again, and again.

"Ah. You win again, box. Touche box. Touche."

Woman: Luna, how'd you get in there?

Luna: Kill me.

Woman: Can you get out?

Luna: Please kill me.

CDS is Penn State in your Shving Shving.

Meanwhile, in the Fortress of Evil...

3:26: Alex is like. "...Shit did I just do that out loud...?"

That's why I f-ing love coffee.

I actually can't watch this because rather than watch it I'm fantasising about stamping the narrator's face into a jar. MARINES WE ARE LEAVING.

"It looks like these covenant worked pretty hard to lock it down."

*presses 5 buttons*

[Door opens.]

Just do us all a favour, and put FANMADE in the title dude, so the rest of us don't waste our time. I'm being courteous here, and I'm sure if you as an intelligent, courteous chap yourself, wouldn't be so stupid as to think misleading omittance of the word FANMADE wouldn't piss people off. If it ...

Daniel Day-Lewis is an excellent actor, whatever that means. And I'm sure he's a very nice person. But there's no doubt about it he's a fucking psycho. I don't know if that's necessary but he really is scat.

*iambic pentameter

Oh y-yeah! What's up? Oh awesome, uh, I'm getting a puppy next week. And I want my puppy to live in a good world. Too... I think that's why, actually... that's stupid I don't know why I brought that up... Yuh yuh.

@PantsofVance LOL CHIN CHIN MUTHAFUGGAAAAAHH!

*LASER-LIKE MIND*

It does cost you two golden frankens. Always with the two golden frankens.

They're coming to take your guns and steal your woman's uterus.

Don't you worry ladies and gentlemen. It's a conspiracy. CFR Black Helicopters etc.

JIST NIBBLIN

@firstpriorities1 Lol last time I was home I would walk by the beach every so often: There was literally water as far as I could see. It was even falling out of the sky. This guy just spends too much time measuring stuff in streams.

You've got to gargle crushed glass every morning to have a voice like that.

Gurkha's are scary because they're fearless but polite.

I don't know why, but that's very scary.

The rule is very simple. Footage + Your Choice of Music = You're a Dickhead wasting information.

@KILO993 I just wanted to check you didn't dislocate your shoulder with all that patting yourself on the back.

HOW LONG?

NOT LONG.

BECAUSE WHAT YOUR REAP, IS WHAT YOU SOWWWWWWWWWW.