phuckoffanddie's channel

If he could just lose 5 pounds, he'd look pretty good.

Shitney Pukeston

Can you do a video to LMFAO... "Im sexy and I know it."

This has to be one of the funniest videos ever.

When you meet god, assuming their is one (ha ha ha), ask him why he hates you so much.

I just took a 10 pound shit with several farts and it looked and smelled better than this.

Holy fucking chryst. Look at that face. I've taken shits that are more attractive.

Clearly god hates you. So sad.

You know these guys circle jerk all over each others faces.

@FuhrerVonFreiberg

I think gays love doing that, but for her, I think they are all silent from too many up her ass

Wolf is a retarded stupid bastard that does an awesome job being pretentious and arrogant. Cant stand his faggot face.

Have you ever noticed how a fart in the shower smells 10x worse than a fart with your clothes on. A fart in the shower smells like raw sewage mixed with garbage, dog shit, vomit, and manure.

Stupid cunt, please rot in hell. Oh wait... you have to fuck off and die first. Well, I can wish can't I.

This is actually watchable if you mute the sound.

I think my erectile dysfunction is cured.

Look at that huge zit under his nostril... don't you wanna just reach in there and bust it. Wear a sneeze guard though so you don't get it on you.

How come a fart in the shower smells way fucking worse than a fart with your clothes on. When I fart in a hot shower, it smells like someone dumped a bathtub full of raw sewage in there. And smell my finger and guess where it's been.

God damn those are scary eyeballs. Put on some sunglasses. Those are scary weird.

When I drop my pants a few inches, my buttcrack looks just like the cleavage in her shirt

She's definitely an A cup

This faggot is racist as hell... hates interracial marriage or dating, yet loves selling his garbage music to white people.. Fuck off and die you worthless piece of shit. You'll never get a dime from me.

@originaliceawu1st

Awww... poor nigger got no job, no education, a prison record, no future, no daddy. I'm getting all teared up over here. Your cunt mother hates you and you're so fucking stupid you cant even see it. That nigger mama knew you'd never have a chance in life, and she shit you ...

What they are talking about... (shhh)

1. Their pussy smells like gangbanger cum

2. That they have no plan in life, and it's all downhill from here.

3. How they tried it in the ass with the last guy.

4. How they are entitled to everything on a platter

They never admit...

1. Their pussy and ass smells like gangbanger cum

2. They have no plan in life, and it's all downhill from here.

3. That they will nag the fuck outta you if you get in a relationship with them.

4. That anything that goes wrong in their life will be your fault.

5. That they rea...

I wonder why nigger gang members, when they aren't picking cotton and making finger puppet gang signs, why don't they direct their anger for their shitty worthless life at the stupid nigger cunt [bonus points x2] that brought them into a world of poverty and a fatherless prison filled future. The...

I find the best way to get a girl is throw gang signs, be a thug nigga, and treat da bitch like shit. Works like a charm

Heh, I'm white and never dated a white girl... friggin hilarious.

I wonder why nigger gang members, when they aren't picking cotton and making finger puppet gang signs, why don't they direct their anger for their shitty worthless life at the stupid nigger cunt [bonus points x2] that brought them into a world of poverty and a fatherless prison filled future. The...

I wonder why nigger gang members, when they aren't picking cotton and making finger puppet gang signs, why don't they direct their anger for their shitty worthless life at the stupid nigger cunt [bonus points x2] that brought them into a world of poverty and a fatherless prison filled future. Th...

I wonder why nigger gang members, when they aren't picking cotton and making finger puppet gang signs, why don't they direct their anger for their shitty worthless life at the stupid nigger cunt [bonus points x2] that brought them into a world of poverty and a fatherless prison filled future. Th...