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Genius!

A chicken, a rabbi, and a parrot walk into the bar. Oops, I forgot the punchline. But I really, really very funny. Really funny.

Well, here's another one. Did you know that there are Elephants in Alabama. They're tusks are looser.

I can also make silly faces and do immations of William F...

She's bright, she knows seven different languages, she was able to become a millionaire in America, and she is a knockout.

Why don't we let her into America? Let her go to Harvard or Yale, and have one of our corporations hire her? It's such a waste.

I say we take all sick and ill children and throw them into a volcano. We would save so much money. While we are at it, why don't we take all of the residents in nursing homes and send them to concentration camps? Fuck charity. Fuck caring about our communities and neighbors!! And while we ar...

This is just so dumb. He has numerouse times declared himself to be a Christian. But what if he wree Muslim. Would that make him any less sincere in the eyes of God. I don't know what kind of God you believe in, by my image of Jesus is that he loves everyone unconditionally, regardless of rel...

Jesus loves all gays too. They have feelings, they cry, they also hear the voice of

God. If Jesus were alive today, the gay community would the the first community he would reach out to, for they have been the ones who have been outcasts for thousands of years. Sorry, the Jesus I believe in w...

The New Testament was written two hundred years after the death of Christ. The Sermon on the Mount preaches absolute love for all men. The entire sermon is about how we should help those who are poor, sick, unable to take care of themselves, without hope, without spirit. This is my vision of J...

Does a belief in God cancel out the one time existence of dinosaurs? I'm not a fan of Sarah Palin, but I know that the majority of Christians, Jews, and Muslims also believe in dinosaurs. The book of Genesis was probably written four thousand years ago, at a time when people had no idea that th...

Leopold is probably laughing in Heaven. Whenever I've watched this cartoon, I've laughed myslef silly.

We;ere living in a world where beauty is dying. When I go to an opera, I am surrounded by people who are over sixty. . .almost no young people. As an English teacher, I stood by as my students were forced every day to study for tests (no reading of classics, no enjoyment of art or music allowed...

Most boses do not have a sense of humor. I suggest that no one attempt to emulate this. A job interview is not a place to be silly, unless it is your plan to be blackliisted for the rest of your life

I discovered this video by accident, the same way I discovred I had a soul

When I am listening to this music, I feel as if I am touching the hand of God. I cry and I weep. There are some things in life which are just too beautiful to exaplain,

I traveled the line twenty eight years ago when they were using steam. It was one of the most incredible journeys of my live. At that time, you could take the train all the way from Duran to Riobamba, and from Riobamba to Quito. Did you visit Banos and Riobamba? This is the ost increadible rai...

Rules: 1. keep money on pass or don't pass. . .don't wander. 2. Don't be afriad to switch from pass to don't pass if the table goes dead. 3. When you are on a roll, stay. . .but walk away the moment you numbers don't come back. 3. If you find yourself on a losing streak, leave! 4. Manage your...

See! This is what happens when you place your head in the toilet and flush it. It must be terrible living out the rest of you life in raw sewerage

Just about every one of the passages in the Bible by Jesus tells us that we are to help the poor, the hungry, the sick and ill, and those tho cannot help themselves. There is not a single passage referring to abortion, homosexuality, nor Ann Ryand 's philosophy of rational selfishness. Great Vi...

Thanks! I used to watch John Zacherle when I was a kid growing up in Flatbush, Brooklyn. I still have his album. Could you download some more? I have so many wonderful memories.

Marilyn Monroe was a beauty of another age. Some people leave this world, and the world in turn make them into legends. She was to beauty what rembrant was to painting. One hundres years from now, peopjle will still be writing books about her and watching her on the screen. Like Juliet, she d...

You video brough back so many wonderful memories. Thanks for taking hte time. I loved that you did this in the winter.

Actually, according to the Oxford English Dictionary, the word parry is defined as wandering in Chaucerian Middle English. It's first cited in the "Miller's Tale" when the farmer's wife farts and yells out, "Lest thou parry with the toot, twist not thou withoust thy root." So my own personal be...

@GamerGarden Homesexual is not a choice. No one would want to come into this world and take the teasing and abuse homosexuals go through in high school and junior high school. I was a counselor. I had so many gay children tell me they wanted to end their lives because of who they were. Luck...

@cal1sal1sam1liam Sad, your use of language. Whether or not you agree with Obama, being as how he is president, you still should show him repect. Enter into your You Tube the name William F. Buckley. He was conservative, but also polite. He also knew how to use languag

People can disagree, ...

What makes Mozart great? Study the manuscripts. Mozart was constantly coming up with music that reaches out to the Heavens. Instead of deciding you have an instant dislike for anything classical, why don't you just listen to any work of Mozarts in a room where there are no distractions, no int...

Question? Dear Babydrane, did God give you a better voice? Her voice is as close to perfect as it gets. If so, could you please make a copy for the rest of us and put it on You Tube.

The Yodeling Existentialist

There are some songs which bring tears to my eyes. This is one of them. There will never be another Chopan, nor will tere ever be another Judy Garland. It's a grey, dreay day outside. But after the rain, sometimes a rainbow disappears. May you all have a life of bluebirds and happiness.

The ...

When I listen to the conclusion of this opera, I am in another world. The music takes over my body and my soul. I don't know how many of you out there feel as if you are touching the hand of God. But that's the way I feel. It is wonderous. It is mystical. For the small fraction of my life, ...

Anne Hathaway has the most beautiful eyes. I love her smile. As far as Anne Hathway, her being nude gives meaning to my life. Let's face it, a good part of life is boring. Looking at her entire body is overwhelming. My imagination takes over.

It would take a real bumpkin to not notice how ...

What seperates Ginzberg from the rest of us? His entire life was built upon the castle of cards called poetry. He was never one of us. . .nor should we expect him to be. Howl is a great poem (I believe it to be one of the greatest poems). Unless you can can come up with a more powerful line th...

To understand Ginzberg's Howl, one needs to finish the poem. Holy, Holy, Holy, everything is holy. There are two great spiritual poems of the 20th Century. . .Ginzber's Howl and Elliot's Wasteland. Both state the necessity of spirituality. The bum is as holy as the seraphin (angel). Ginsber...

I am amazed by the courage of your people. You are willing to pay the ultimage price for freedom and democracy. My father fought in WW II in Patton's army. He saw half of his batallion killed. My prayer is that the world gets behind your sacrafice. God bless all of you.

May God bless Lybia for the courage of its citizens! I hope the rest of the world takes notice. I hope the rest of the world realizes the courage of the Lybian people is real. In America, we have become lazy. How many of us would be willing to lay down our livs. We're not even willing to pa...