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MY TONGUE'S VENOM IS OVERDEW N IM IN NEED OF SOME SPEWIN AND I'VE NEVER KNOWN A MOHFUCKIN SUING BITCH LIKE YOU N I WIL DO YOU N SMASH YOUR HEAD INTO A PEW N SPLIT YOUR SKULL IN TWO N CAUSE MASS CONTUSIONS DURING MASS AND THATS THE STATE UNION AS STATED BY ME. THERE'LL BE NO UNION CUZ ILL R.I.P. Y...

Dust to dust, ashes to ashes, Atoms breaking apart and joining together in beautiful cohesion, Energy causes the world to spin round but no on sees him, The discovery was made and he was harnessed to do good, but fell into human hands and human plans, that never had good intentions, mens sinful i...

I'm a silent pretty mature premature ejaculator and I'm no hesitator as the clock starts ticken and my cock starts to thicken, I'm on a mission to Round up and weed Out the competition. And I'm no gangster, ill admit it, I don't pack G11's and don't need a weapon, to fuck you up at any given seco...

Suicide is rampant and you can't even fathom the horrors the undertakers have partook in. The political system is crooked but no one's lookin cuz we always look straight ahead and never break bread with our First Nations counterparts. But this is where it starts. Our attitude needs to change the ...

and never look over my shoulder, never look back, just keep runnin, and stunnin, for the rest of my years, face all of my fears, drink all of my tears, and spill blood because i serve a higher purpose, that makes life worth it. "I put da team on ma back"

Fuck shit up is my only function, is robotic, i tore my achilles, played the other three quarters of the game . I'm so silly, On crutches a week later, you wanna be a hater, you wanna go pound for pound, your neck will hit the ground bitch, I'll try to put your face back the way I found it, I'm n...

The names Drake, I fuck bitches, Make money do the dishes, Increase my riches, put swiss kicks on my wishlist for christmas, my dick is, the fittest, piece of slick shit, like slick ricks flow, my dick goes hard, I drive day old cars, haven't worked a day in my existence, I say good riddance, thi...

If I had 1 dollar for every girl that has been laid by RuneScape members.

I would have 1 dollar.

The hold happens on the far left of the screen within the first three seconds. The guy releases him after and that's why one can not see a hold.

Get a job dipshit. If you did that to me while I was working a regular job because my parents couldn't afford to buy me all the shit in the world, I would have fucked you up. And lose some weight.

Fuck HBO. The ratings weren't good enough so they decided to add a little acting. People have always talked about boxing being dead and now it is. If I see another fight like this I'm never watching boxing again. The headbutt and everything after was choreographed. Ortiz and Mayweather just want...

Worst video in the history of Youtube.

This guys got more bounce than a washing machine.

Pro life is not anti-woman. I know a couple of girls that didn't want to have an abortion. When men and women have unprotected sex they should know the consequences. The people that are in the wrong are the boyfriends that leave the girlfriend after they impregnate them. We eat chicken and fish e...

What do you think about the Piltdown man?

@lukevertiis Yeah I meant to say that teh is spelled the. I messed that up.

A demonstration by the Punchline Sensation.

You guys are flippin intense!

wow.

@datboineil16 He's a heck of a singer though.