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Name:
Matt
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I racked up 22 thousand hits in the first 7 months of my writing because I'm more charismatic than the mediocre adults around here. Here's why... My personal philosophy mantras- #1. People only do things that are in their own best interest. I can say that it's in your own best interest to know me. #2. Everybody cares about themselves, first and foremost. #3. Nice guys finish last. Ever hear,"You're a nice guy, but..." Well, that was part of the problem. Women subconsciously see nice guys as poor mates because they represent males who are likely to give away power, wealth, and/or status which females actually want for themselves. #4. People love another person because of what that person can do FOR THEM, more than actually loving the other person for who they are. See? Now you're already the wiser for knowing me. Ask a psychologist or sociologist if you don't agree with any of my 4 mantras. In comparison to others, well let's just say I'm better than most. You find me another guy with this bitching socially superior Rock God look who scored a blistering 1330 S.A.T.'s and owns an I.Q. in the top 10 percentile of the world's population, and I'd be grateful to you for finding my equal around here. The lack of quality people on You Tube has been a source of frustration to me. I'm still looking for more than one person, over 21, whom I consider my equal in terms of leading an interesting life and putting fourth an attractive persona. I get off on having all kinds of adventures in my New York City. There's the island of Manhattan, and then there's everyone else. I'm living the dream and live large. Ran my own biz for a long time. I owned a successful independent RECORD LABEL for 17 years, but You Tube doesn't allot enough space below to say more than 5 words about your career. Anyway, now I just mainly live off guilt-ridden, semi-wealthy Connecticut parents and the occasional sugar-mommy [which is a skill in itself, believe me] for the moment until I earn my Psychology Degree. Why? Because I Can. Because I'm owed as much. Because my interpersonal relationships are on a level which most people are incapable of grasping, especially the common lot which seem to overrun You Tube. When I surf others' pages, I don't see much more than and endless ocean of mediocrity looking back at me. Well, conversely to the people of You Tube with no real life PRESENCE, I'm a freaking SEX SYMBOL who lives in the capitol of the world and reaps all the benefits which go with it. In New York, when I walk by, people stop their conversations, because watching me is just more enjoyable than anything they were previously talking about. Yeah, because my image is just plain better than 99% of the lesser roles other males choose. The older I get, the better looking I become. I love that. I went from being just pretty to becoming smolderingly pretty around 35. Conversely to what most males think, women prefer guys with cute & more refined faces like their own, longer hair, and an edgier wardrobe than almost every other guy chooses. It's referred to as the male peacock social identity, and Rock Stars are at the top of the social pecking order. Rock has been very good to me, in attaining wealth & attracting women. Thin and aquiline featured Rock Males trump every other type of guy. That's American Sociology and I'm your living proof. Take a survey. Women between 20 and 50 will tell you the short haired conservative businessman is who they NEED for offering them security, but the adventurous & flashy rogue is who they really WANT to be with. Also, So many people I know say they love being this age! I agree. In the city, at 40, I'm more respected and credible. I'm a sociological genius. New Yorkers experience 5 times more human interaction than Americans elsewhere. I'm also psychologically gifted and can often see deeper into people than they can see themselves. I'm trying to help people more as I become older with that. But online, I've found I'm a risk taker, thrill seeker, & button pusher. I've acquired a good amount of TACT. I prefer to avoid talking dirty. I consider it beneath me. People need to develop themselves to hold interest in other areas. I don't like small talk and am known to write reams daily. Hey, I'm a writer. A REAL writer. I'm left handed and right brained, therefore creative. I wail electric guitar in pubic. I have killer body language and a bitching wardrobe. Every guy wants to be me. I was told by the head of the Sociology Department that I was the Alpha Male sex symbol to the 8 thousand girls at school. So, suck on that one if you don't believe that everybody wants to sleep with me. I have a superiority complex and big ego online, with good reason. Most people here are classless, uneducated, and just not very well bred. I have an air of decadent sophistication and nobility about me. Thanks, mom. Nuff said.
Hometown:
New York City, a.k.a. Center Of The Known Universe
Country:
United States
Occupation:
Ex record label owner, RESPECT it!
Interests:
Whenever I'm enrolled in college, pursuing a Psychology degree, I seem to always end up being the mysterious,older,rocked-out guy to the entire female student body. I hear,"Look, there he is!" alot. The professors either love me or hate me. They don't have their students full mental attention. Know what I mean, jelly bean? And I LOVE taking to my juvies on You Tube! Cypris, Dannah, Kayla, Nikki, Laurin, and Abby. They're simply just more interesting to me. They're fascinating! Women tend to bore me. My 18 and over set of friends on You Tube are pretty engaging too. That's just a couple of things I threw in here. In reality, I was kinda stumped when asked to list my interests. The word "interests" sort of trivializes them to me. Well, that's just me. My "interests" are all over this page, above, below, and in the comment section. I'm too established of a person to "list" what my quote-unquote "interests" are. That's oversimplifying it a little, ya think? Well, I AM "interested" in the New England Patriots. VERY interested. I'm not a recent bandwagon jumper. I've been on board since the late 70's. Plus, The New York Yankees too, since the '76 season and the Chambliss' shot. How am I allowed to like a Boston and a New York team simultaneously? Because I grew up halfway between in Connecticut (in the wealthiest county in the entire country, btw). Oh yeah, almost forgot. I like seeing DELINQUENT CHICK behavior! Ehh haa haa! You know, shit like Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Brit-Brit, Amy Winehouse, & Kate Moss. I can't stand stiff & boring chick shit. I love me some "chicks thumbing her nose at authority" antics. Again, most women bore the ever-loving crap out of me. I can watch You Tube crack whore videos all day. Look, when I'm around chicks, I wanna be ENTERTAINED. Oh, the chicks on A&E's "Intervention" too. Hey, the allure is... if you're watching that typa chick, you just KNOW there's a better than average chance you could get laid if she met you (well, ME anyway. And the sociological rule of sexual attraction for guys has ALWAYS been- "if she looks hot naked, I don't care how she acts. I'd do her regardless".) So, yeah. Often when I want to watch something on You Tube, I enjoy just kicking back & watching various hot skanks express themselves. I guess it's my decadent spin on urban birdwatching 'er sumpthin'. I mean, with the more quote-unquote "socially mainstream" type of chick, there's gonna be a lot of observation & interactive "down time" before they "pay off" in one form or another. There. That's a good one. There's an "interest" fer ya. lol. Oh, and the latest installment of my creative "Pewsterbaby's Weekly Weekend Delinquent Chick Feature Profile" video is a freaking gas every time too. bwah!
Movies:
I own over 900 films in my archival celluloid collection, all stored on dvd or videotape. You can not count downloaded flicks because, well, that's just a total bullshit way to watch & keep a film. I'm a total Bela Lugosi freak. I have 66 of his films. I have 200 films of that 15 year genre referred to as "First & Second Horror Cycle" made between 1931 & the end of WWII. I love cheap B movies too, Ed Wood style (I own all 7 of his film titles and the 3 accompanying documentaries). I love the more well-done campy B Movies Roger Corman produced in the late 50's-early 60's (of which I own 40). My favorite period of all filmmaking is The Poverty Row Horror flicks of the early 40's, churned out during The War by low budget Hollywood back lot studios such as Monogram, Producers Releasing Corporation (PRC), and Republic. All of the above Wood, Corman, & Poverty Row productions all seem to have their own STOCK COMPANY ACTING TROOPS. I love seeing obscure & long forgotten actors & actresses all knowing and working with one another in varying lineups and degrees of separation. That's so cool! I also own 40 silent films betw.1902-1929. Next in my collection are over 100 films of the phenomenal EuroSleaze/EuroSchlock/EuroHorror genre of the 1960's & early 70's. Things in Italian, Spanish, or French, all with either subtitles or dubbed-in English. You know, films the American public doesn't have the breeding, patience, nor creative assets to decipher. You know, films where the subtlety and atmosphere is too foreign for them. Next in my collection are films loosely related to the Euroslease genre. That would be England's Hammer Horror Cycle of 1957-1974 (are we noticing a pattern with things ending around the mid 70's?) Anyway, I have 32 Hammer Films. Also around that same number are the 35 Japanese "Big" Monster Movies I've amassed, thus completing the entire "classic period" output from 1954-1975 which made the genre famous. Any Japanese 'big monster' effort made since are lacking the lovable low budget camp value. You just can't go high tech with Godzilla & related creations. It "feels" too cold. Don't digitize what was originally loved for its analog "warmth". I loved these flicks as a kid because we got a rare glimpse into Asian society, which just seemed so gosh-darn alien to us. It was way before the internet and Japan was sooo weird looking on t.v. to a kid's eyes & inexperienced mind. Saved for last in my archive is the Exploitation Genre of the 30's up thru the early 70's. This shit is fascinating and probably the most revered titles in my film racks. People came up with the most creative ways to make low budget storytelling & mood settings back then with very little equipment or funding. But then again, most people today don't know how to mentally or socially process these films or what these specific Exploitation guerilla filmmakers were trying to put across. I generally tend to favor films from the 1920's only up through 1974. A few recent Indies too. Please, keep it to plot, theme and character development with me. Hollywood's are just too dumbed down today. They have been since Hollywood sold out in the mid 70's, save for a few exceptions. 80% of my stuff is filmed in black & white. You see, I like things left OUT in film. My MIND knows where to take them. I don't need everything neatly spelled out for me and/or tied up formulaically with a "happy ending" bow on top of them either . I appreciate vague and/or open ended things. I live and revel in grey area. I'd list my fave actors & directors, but you've never heard of most of them. On top of that, you probably couldn't even pronounce some of their names... you culturally-challenged, Non-New Yorker, average Americans. Lastly, atmosphere is EVERYTHING. Period. That's why Argento's 1977 Italian masterpiece "Suspiria" is the most BEAUTIFUL film ever made. Lugosi's 1932 "White Zombie" is a nice b&w era counterpart. They're both "fairy-tale" like and subsist in the alternate dream state and/or subconscious. I want my films to skew reality, not adhere to it. Reality and the human condition are SO WOEFULLY constrictive.
Music:
I spoke about music professionally to literally tens of thousands of people for 17 years. I've never met anyone more knowledgeable of the period '66-'96. I tend to avoid talking music around here unless you want to give me lyrical references or discuss structure and form of composition. Rock history works on me too. Just make it in depth. And it's not like I'm gonna actually LIST artists over here because that would create the illusion that you're actually capable of having a musical conversation with me on equal footing about them. Proficiently play an instrument or run a label for a decade and THEN we can talk... maybe.
Books:
My unpublished 350 page autobiography, "Amazes Me, The Will Of Instinct", covering deep psychological & sociological analysis of my life and torrid whirlwind romance. Or the 80 musician biographies I own. Beckett, Blake, Freud, Jung, Sartre, & Heidegger are a few authors I'd like to read more of, but I find myself going the musical route more often than not. Oh, and I want to read the bios of Billie Holiday & Josephine Baker soon too. Yeah, because I like laid-back, NON-money obsessed, SOULFUL women. Not the soulLESS, empty, motherhood-obsessed, money hungry, STIFF modern day white chicks which proliferate society. I've only met FIVE women who could talk music with me on an equal level. Now, wtf does THAT say?
Channel Comments
pewsterbaby (17 hours ago)
1 more. ima not knockin' it offa the front page. Front page WHAT? Okay Peanuts, here's your chance ta yell its traditional appendage. Ready? On the count of three. 1...2...3!
"Front page-o!"
Very good! That brought a sniffle.
WOW! THANK YOU, MORASS! (Part Four & Final) - Lookie that. You gotcher own Pewsterbaby Paper. Hey, know what was on The Morass Docket for taday? MORASS was! How's that for a mindfuck? Kinda like looking at yourself down a long infinitely repeating mirror! (Gez, too much acid in my late teens. lol) I'll have more during the final week, but ima leave it at 4 pts today. Morass, you'd like POV's "Racing Dreams". It's streaming online. It won Best Doc at The Tribeca Film Festival. It focuses on 3 Southern racing kids. The boy & the girl find First Love with each other. They're like loin cubs rolling in the grass, bravely, yet tentatively, testing the other's affection boundaries & learning about life. It's beautiful.
pewsterbaby (18 hours ago)
WOW! THANK YOU MORASS! (Part Four) - I was like,"Morass must be there. I betcha he sniped the left front tire & caused the crash & explosion. It's something he'd revel in. Boy, that's one hella big morass, that's for sure. I know we once had a short conversation about us both liking NASCAR. I betcha he did it just to get my attention & promote the validity of his screen name. It's his masterpiece. I betcha he's down there with his goofball sidekick, Bench, egging him on. rotf!"
I also scanned the top scroll to check where "my guy", Bobby LaBonte, was running at the moment. Yep, right around 30th, where he ALWAYS is. lol. I remember I turned on the race last year & he was in the front. I started laughing & jumping up & down like a little kid. "He's winnin'! He's winnin'! Holy shit!" ROTF!
I couldn't sleep Sunday night for some unknown reason. I turned on the t.v. & caught this totally excellent P.B.S. documentary about 11 to 13 year old go-cart racing.
pewsterbaby (18 hours ago)
WOW! THANK YOU MORASS! (Part Three) - Like Machelle (a.k.a. Muggs. I can't tell ya how attached I am to that nickname I dubbed her with. I'd kill to be in a room full of people & yell,"Hey Muggs, let's get outta here. It's getting late. Realize how much mystique that'd generate in people's minds? "He calls her Muggs? Man, that's tight.") Like Machelle's story of buying something and having me spring to mind, Morass, you come to mind a lot more than you think.
For instance, hey Morass, you see the big fire at Daytona 'round 10:30 Monday night? I was flipping channels & caught it right when it happened. The whole "million to one" freak nature of the thing had me pointing at the t.v. & laughing-
"Hey! Know how all of that happened? I can't tell you specifically, but I know... that's KNOW... MORASS had to have some role in this crazy debacle! It's right up his alley. He's the MASTER OF DISASTER! He's the one responsible! I just KNOW it!"
pewsterbaby (19 hours ago)
WOW! THANK YOU, MORASS! (Part Two) - What, too appreciative & expressive of a title as far as most people are concerned? That's the reason most people bore me. Most people's natures are too UNexpressive. Most people's expressions of appreciation fall flat in my opinion.
Freaking EMOTE a little bit.
It's like Spanish director Jess Franco says - "People want a SHOW. You have to give people a good show."
It's one of the reasons i fell in love with my main ex. When she thanked somebody, she REALLY verbally & facially EXPRESSED it. She'd take over a room with her "thank you" towards somebody.
So, with that being said... Thank you, Morass.
I think of specific people I corresponded with in You Tube comment sections a lot. I see you've finally broken the 60 thousand hit barrier over there. I noticed you typed that you've found work in Bolivia that's in your specific college degree's specialty (congratulations on both).
pewsterbaby (20 hours ago)
I mean, most women advise others,"Don't give anything away unless you get something of equal value in return. You won't get respect with that type of open behavior "
Gimme a fucking break.
Know what else is unattractive about women? This shit they refer to as "The Walk Of Shame". Ya see it this week in the previews for "Two Broke Girls" with "what's her name" on CBS at 8 on Monday nights? For the love of me, I can't figure out why a woman would feel shame for having sex with a guy whom she really wants.
It's this whole "My God, how could you stoop so low and let him have it for free" deal.I mean, what the fuck ELSE do you think you're SUPPOSED to GET out of having sex with a hot guy?
Hey. Know what else I, ME, I wanted from the girl? 'NUTHIN. Jack shit. Bubkis. Nada. Zilch.
So, why do females think they're supposed to feel shame afterwards? You'd think they'd be HAPPY.
(How's that for off-topic? Back to Morass niceties later.)
pewsterbaby (20 hours ago)
Hi. Special occasion, I see. You posted the famous "Muggs" Shot.
And no, assembled Peanuts, it's not an incorrect way to pluralize "mug shot". I named it the Muggs Shot because it bears a striking resemblance to Leo Gorcey of The Bowery Boys.
That's a rippin' hot pic too.
(99% of females would chastise me for giving away such high praise. Well, contrary to the female mindset, I actually ENJOY giving credit when it's due & don't incorrectly perceive it as putting one's self at a disposition. For example- Yesterday I was watching 1973's "Bonnies Kids" & both chicks bait men into revealing that they think they're hot. Then the girls try to take greedy advantage because they feel they have the upper hand. Michelle Benard & my ex were like that. It's a repulsive quality most women have. It's also why chicks won't make eye contact with me even tho they think I'm hot. Stingy is a way of life for them.)
Fatigue IS a funny word. Again, more to follow.
Pandorabul (21 hours ago)
Well Matt, as you know, I'm just full of surprises and contradictions...not only do I NOT pronounce the 't' at the end of French words such as Privet, but I'm fairly fluent in French...I'm even teaching my children quiet a bit of French. There favorite French word to pronounce so far is: fatigué..phonetically: fatty-gay...and I can't say that it's not my favorite as well ;)
Pandorabul (21 hours ago)
Well said Morass..and I second all that
pewsterbaby (22 hours ago)
WOW! THANK YOU MORASS! I'm speechless - (10:50 a.m. Wed.)
According to my e-mail dossier, it was posted at 9 on Monday evening. I first read it Tuesday morning & decided to leave it unfettered, standing alone on top of the comments section, for the entire calendar day. Two reasons- (1) I liked it lots & (2) was in such a state of pleased disbelief, I couldn't really figure out what to post on top of it in reply. Anyway, I liked it up there by itself, cresting the mountain of comments.
Well, it's a day later & I've a mental list of things I'll write in reply. Gee whiz, talk about garnering MOTIVATION from another person's words. That sure did the trick. Thanks Morass. Know what that was like?
It's like when a girl you've been pining after for the longest finally gives you the happy green light to have your way with her.
Or when Darth Vader's mask finally came off & we saw the face of a kind man underneath.
O-tay, more to follow throughout the day.
jneeds89 (2 days ago)
So, I couldn't post on here as Morass so I will give it a try with a new one I created. I wanted to drop by and say thank you. You put on some good shows here over the years and I've enjoyed it a great deal. I'll admit it, when I was younger I came over here just to rile you up. It took some time for me to realize it, but you are probably the most genuine person posting on the net these days. For the longest time, I really thought you were just a joke like all the other people here on the tube. As time passed it became more and more clear that you are who you want to be and you are proud of it. I have nothing but respect for that. The changing of the guard at YouTube is unfortunate but all good things must end someday. Keep rockin', Pewsterbaby...few do it better. ~ Morass (2/27/12)
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