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the USA defense budget is bigger than...

i could agree with you.. but then...

if i said 'dogmatic reasoning' was an oxymoron...

i could agree with you...

the bus stops at the bus station...

whenever i am asked what do politicians and diapers have in common...

the early bird catches the worm... but...

why is it that everyone tells me i sound a lot like...

at one point i tried to child proof my home...

when i die i am leaving my body...

Please stop SOPA now... our freedoms are at stake...!

a day without sunshine...

with the whole world against me...

there are three types of people in this world...

don't be irreplaceable...

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remember... wherever you go...

people who have no sense of humor...

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in hindsight, it should have been obvious...

honesty is one of those things...

why is it that people who burn their candles at both ends...

people who are afraid of snakes...

before you criticize someone...

The trick in life isn't getting what you want...