So I am probably Alex. You will never actually know if I am Alex or not but regardless you can call me Alex. My full name is Alexander James Michael Hardy and several of my friends-if not the majority of them- find great pleasure in the recitation of my entire name just for the sake of doing so(try it, it kinda rolls off the tongue). Some people also call me Alexander the Great, but I only get this from people who know how great I truly am. I used to hate the name Alex, and was jealous of my friends who had names like Zack and Kyle, but over the years I've grown fond of it, so much so in fact that sometimes when I'm having trouble falling asleep I say it over and over again in a lullaby-esque manner until sleep wraps me in its warm embrace.
So I am probably Alex. You will never actually know if I am Alex or not but regardless you can call me Alex. My full name is Alexander James Michael Hardy and several of my friends-if not the majority of them- find great pleasure in the recitation...