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Just put a bag over her face.

Guys, this isn't real. No one could possibly be this dumb. This is actually Sacha Baron Cohen doing his Ali G character. That character is so funny and stupid. No one is like that in real life.

What zoo was this filmed at?

"Traveling southbound or eastbound, depending on how you look at it." WTF??

@policechaser Mmmmmm..... tuna.

It was the guy's fault!!! He should have smelled that bitch's cunt cumming from behind. :)

There's so much white trash on Southwest flights

22 lbs of chronic for US$100? Are you fucking serious? I'm moving to South Africa.

That girl is fucking perfect. Whoever says she is too skinny is probably just jealous.

@Noobis They are girls; therefore, they are fucking stupid.

Such a cutie!

Who got sand in that kids's vagina? Just a typical bitch whining about something trivial and ruining the experience for the real boys.

Move over to the right side of the lane when people are trying to pass. And listen to the other posters. You are an idiot, sir, and you give all bikers a bad name. Stay off the road.

@cellmeplz 99% of automobile drivers are retarded and should be shot.

It worked! Who cares if she's in pain? Bitch needs to keep doing what we tell her to do.

Show us your tits!

@movcrit Absolutley, I blame my parents for forcing me to prepare to go to college. I got a BA in economics, a BS in chemical engineering, and a law degree. I was misled throughout my life about the value of a college degree. I joked that I would go to the local community college and double majo...

@daltonsbadboy Also, hyphenate your phrasal adjective you wanna-be Grammar Nazi. I see the fact that Ekkquine did not capitalize "Avenue" did not offend you. Ignorant religious people really piss me off. Wait, is "ignorant religious people" an oxymoron? I think I can safely say that daltonsbad...

Parents should not lie to their kids. When the children find out what actually happened, they will hold it against their parents for the lie. Be honest with your kids! The children should know to not trust people, no matter what kind of outfit they wear. Now the kids will not trust their pare...

@lolzmastur Hey, you piece of shit. So are you saying if some government agent comes onto your property uninvited, and your dog runs toward said government agent, that government agent can just shoot it, without even trying to get back in his car? You are just a fucking idiot. Cops think they ...

When you ride a motorcycle, you have to develop a sixth sense about what other drivers are going to do. I learned to ride a motorcycle when I was 5, even before I learned to ride a bicycle without training wheels (off road back then). My experience with motorcycles has made me a much more defen...

@cyrusmarianne The spelling, idiot.

A bun in the oven?

@strike3yurgood If you chop off a bit of your penis because of some bitch on the school bus, you are a fool. A real man ignores women when they say stupid shit.

@bee4010 Actually, the crime of theft is complete when you move the item with the specific intent to deprive the owner of the property of his or her property rights. You don't have to physically leave the store, although in most cases it's difficult to prove intent until they head out the door. I...

After Sam died, Wal-Mart went to shit

@badpanda84 It's not about knowing the code. The defendants did not have a copy of the notes with the smile or frown on it; it was only in the court's file. This was improper ex parte communications, and it should be reported to the State Bar.

I'd have no problem dumping food on the head of that faggot news anchor

When is the sex tape due to release?

Why do the cunts working at a fucking McDonald's care how you grab the ice cream cone? Grab it by the cone, grab it by the ice cream, who fucking cares? Just take the shit and let them move on to the next customer. Any server who cares about cone-ing has nothing better to worry about (like get...

Planking, coning. flaking, I don't get it. I just don't get it at all. I'm into peeing. Whenever I see a girl's face, I pee on it. This is the new thing! Kids, if you want to be popular, whenever you see a girl's face, just pee on it. And be sure to videotape it!

@1992MissAngel Oh, so you're into douchebags?

Planking, coning, I don't get it. I just don't get it at all. I'm into peeing. Whenever I see a girl's face, I pee on it. This is the new thing! Kids, if you want to be popular, whenever you see a girl's face, just pee on it. And be sure to videotape it!

"Against the law" I always get my legal advice from some cunt working a drive-thru

Hey Aussie, so if someone shoots someone else, you should ban guns? Wait, your government already did.