About this user
Well let me see here. I'm a gay, single flightless bird in search of another sincere, loving, oh the hell w/ it...just bring on the sex dudes or.......
Oh, the site below is NOT mine, but is funny as hell.
Ok then. I'm into all kinds of stuff, and here's just a few things:
Grateful Dead, Hendrix, Sopranos, Simpsons, Happy Time Fun Hour, Sex, Cars, Drugs, Feather Dusting, Kinky Chihuahua Sex, and of course, CLUBBING BABY SEALS!
Where are all the big tittied white women at?
Age
41
Hometown
Cincinnati area
Country
United States Virgin Islands
Occupation
Bartender, Unemployed, Investor, Business Owner, Sales Clerk, Manager, and finally.... Independent Investor!!!
Companies
www.rinkworks.com (not mine but funny and non-PC)
Schools
The one I went to......
Interests
FIRST IN NORMAL ENGLISH:
Do I have to fill this out now? My b/f just got back with some milk & crackies...
(continued weeks later)
OK. Hobbies...Hmmm....Well have you heard ot this thing called the Interent? I hear it was invented by some old geezer named Al Gore. (never heard of him, but have heard of Tipper Gore. she did a CD w/ Frank Zappa I think).
So, yeah. I play in this "Internet" alot. I like to drink. I love music so much I'm half deaf. Ironic, huh? ---what was that? speak up! i couldn't hear you!---
I also watch traffic below & take bets to see who has a clean or dirty car interior.
My favorite hobby is watching clocks tick. Especially those cool digital ones. Man those just turn me on.
NOW TRANSLATED INTO JIVE:
Do ah' have t'fill dis out now? Mah' b/f plum gots back wid some milk & crackies... (continued weeks later) Coo'. Hobbies...Hmmm. WORD!...Well gots ya' heard ot dis doodad called da damn Interent? ah' hear it wuz invented by some old geeza' dojiggerd Al Go'e. (neva' heard uh him, but gots heard uh Tippuh' Go'e. she dun did some CD w/ Frank Zappa ah' dink). So, yeah. Lop some boogie. ah' play in dis "Internet" alot. Man! ah' likes t'drink. Ya' know? ah' love beat so's much I'm half deaf. Ironic, huh? ---whut wuz dat? rap down! Right on! ah' couldn't hear ya'! Right on!--- I also watch traffic below & snatch bets t'see who gots a clean o' dirty wheels interio'. Mah' favo'ite hobby be watchin' clocks tick. Ya' know? Especially dose waaay coo' digital ones. Man dose plum turn me on. 'S coo', bro.