Age
37
Country
United Kingdom
Interests
Young hairless boys. Rest stop bathrooms. Spiderman on me wii. the routine? Wake up. Play with me willie. Chores. xbox. eat. xbox. willie. eat. xbox. sleep. sometimes there's a nap inbetween depending on how furiously I pound my wee stub.
When you’re five or six years old, ‘Yellow Submarine’, ‘When I’m Sixty Four’, ‘Here Comes The Sun’ and the like are fantastic songs. In pretty much the same way as ‘Mary Had A Little Lamb’ is fantastic poetry.
The fact is, though, that The Beatles novelty songs are, frankly, embarrassing. They’...