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nice chrome strap.

@LucifersLapdog thats what the .45 on your hip is for.

ho. ly. shit.

@jbh165 you wouldnt be much better off with just the one round. that one round could be the difference between winning and losing but i doubt that. that is and always will be an unfortunate situation, one round or none.

shoot all the things!

heres to you mr lincoln

@kevinstas33197 me too i was like "obviously." blindsided.

@4DPerformance holy shit i did that once but ive never heard anyone else say that!

0:30 allahhhhhhh!!!!!!!

biggest troll dad

@TheCanadianBalls i was tripping once and laying in my bed trying to figure out if this spot on my blinds had always been there when i got up and found out it was one of these fuckers. i was this close to shooting the thing but there are appartments across the street.

melons are super easy to break. punch some cinder blocks.

i bet all the people hating on call of duty play it all the time.

i started doing something like this on my own, its cool to see that its actually a thing!

is that ravi shankar? my boss put him on at work and i started baguaing groceries!

@noxspector ha thats a call of duty reference i dont think he means to offend you "noob using bling" bling is a perk which allows you to use two attachments.

@loveary ha well thats not happening. you wont believe how much shit i talked to the cops the last time i got arrested. i dont think "i was wasted what can i say" is gonna cut it. i hope 12d diver doesnt need a clearance cause im pretty sure ranger and anything else i wanted to do is out of th...

@DEDMNKY yeah as long as you dont go stabbing any kegs you probably wont be able to seriously damage this knife.

you can also put iodine tablets in the side pocket of the canteen pouch, thats where mine are.

aw man you got the cool sheath! mine doesnt easily fit on a pistol belt. this is like a serious rambo knife though and thats why i love it. mine has the green paracord wrapped grip, im going to get another and wrap it in paracord as well since they dont come like that any more. i just like it...

haha "MIstakes were made"

nice combat stance! shotgunning is all in the technique.

@maxb8097 psyche its just a book. we're all gonna die

are there a lot of openings in this mos? im thinking this or 35m. whats an average day like? i really like the prospect of underwater demolition!

this is all hypothetical, a marine would shoot you in the head. they can shoot a gnat off a water buffalos ass.

can this be used to counter my .45?

dude im fucking wet

now thats fucking awesome

@ilyreggie hey, poop! fart in your mouth! nobody fights fair anymore but i still practice every day. i had the sickest teacher, he opened all this up for me in a night. im not ignorant for wanting a vest, ill kamehameha before you can just wait!

notice how the russian is the only woman on youtube that properly handles a gun.

@SexualStrat "Where I come from, we men get off on fucking them and shooting our cum on their faces." thats funny how you say we, when im quite sure you mean "straight guys from the same country i was born gay in". fag. im not gonna lie, i taught my ex how to clear a 12 gauge in like 2 seconds. ...

i would do so much for an mp5. and yeah, not teaching girls how to shoot is like cheating and feeling secure about it. hold on to what little masculinity youve got you pansies.

she'd probably out shoot him if he showed her how to hold a gun, which is why he hasnt. hold on to what little masculinity you have pansies.

@skunkwerksllc i hate how people like to feel badass by watching chicks get hurt when they dont teach them proper form at all. do they really feel manly by letting people make mistakes?

you sir, are the MAN!!!!!! im so happy i cant believe this thank you so much youre a genius!

@StrataDragoonxGT i can cum that hard, ive gotta be careful when i get laid.

@melars9

ive just never been hit with anything like that so im skeptical. ive never come close to puking from getting hit either was that because of a specific energy being used? ive taken a ballistic punch from a tai chi master but thats as close to getting hit with this sort of stuff ive com...