About this user
I am a PC Enthusiast and study Computer Science with Games Technology at City University London, UK.
Story SADnNICE()
{
A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No it's not, please, it's so scary.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, slow down.
Guy: Now give me a big hug
*She gave him a big hug*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me.
The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this in your profile !!
}
End Story */ SADnNICE
Story COPvsOLDWOMAN
{
***Traffic Cop Stops Old Woman for Speeding***
Old Woman: Is there a problem,
Officer? Traffic Cop: Yes ma'am, I'm afraid you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, I see.
Traffic Cop: Can I see your license please?
Old Woman: Well, I would give it to you but I don't have one.
Traffic Cop: Don't have one?
Old Woman: No. I lost it 4 years ago for drunk driving.
Traffic Cop: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Old Woman: I can't do that.
Traffic Cop: Why not?
Old Woman: I stole this car.
Traffic Cop: Stole it?
Old Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Traffic Cop: You what!?
Old Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see
**The traffic cop looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car while calling for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.**
Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please!
**The woman steps out of her vehicle.**
Old woman: Is there a problem sir?
Officer 2: My colleague here tells me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
Old Woman: Murdered the owner? Are you serious?!
Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please..
**The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk..**
Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?
Old Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.
**The traffic cop is quite stunned.**
Officer 2: My colleague claims that you do not have a driving license.
**The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer examines the license quizzically.**
Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, but I am puzzled, as I was told by my officer here that you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner!
Old Woman: Bet the lying idiot told you I was speeding, too !
}
End Story */ COPvsOLDWOMAN
*/ xD
*/ FINE I copied this... but i like it too !! xP */
Age
19
Hometown
London
Country
United Kingdom
Occupation
Intranet Developer
Companies
Tuckers Solicitors
Schools
City University London, UK
Interests
Programming (Computing), Simulating (Reconstructing situations at different scales), inventing, problem solving,
Extreme-Mathematics, Hyper-Physics. MAKING VIDEOS !!