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This is a PARODY based on the popular "Shit Girls Say" & "Shit White Girls Say to...Black Girls". Yes, I am Arab and yes, it's a blonde wig :)

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Host becomes curiously pushy, sweaty in this roundtable discussion about loopholes in manslaughter law in the US.

In The Know panelists say more states should make decorating a nursery and choosing a baby name required steps in obtaining access to an abortion.

Every birthday matters. So make your birthday videos count! Brett Erlich shows you how in this week's Viral Video Film School.

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The F.D.A. recently outlawed flavored tobacco, and in doing so, enraged the entire YouTube Dipping Community. Yes, apparently that is a real thing,...

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Ever since farmers traded in their horses for tractors, animals have resented technology. Now a new front has opened in this ongoing conflict: on ...

Tech Trends' Jeff Tate explains the new service that pairs insufferable Apple customers with "friends" that will listen to them rattle on for hours.

The DEA says Lil Wayne is an indispensable weapon against Mexican drug cartels having eradicated 40 tons of marijuana alone by smoking it himself.

White House officials admit Obama's extreme confidence and total euphoria over "hope" and "change" were symptoms of a prolonged manic episode.

Women Deserve Better says PETA abuses defenseless, simple-minded women by forcing them to remove their clothing and participate in humiliating...

Congress says that with no way to actually pay back our debts, faking a coup to eliminate financial obligations is the best plan for the U.S. economy.

Suspect Alex Croft, who has a ton of black friends, planned to kill Obama because of his socialist agenda—not because of his skin color.

Honors student Rebecca Bunten died in the crash today, leaving the nation to wonder why the grisly experience of burning alive was not reserved for...

The Onion News Network's Brian Scott reports on a popular new Gap clothing line hand-sewn by children overseas.

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Doctors in the state will now be able to act like they've just given a woman an abortion and send her on her way.

Onion News Network, Fridays at 10/9c on IFC. The last vestige of the American Dream slipped away as a Pennington, IL resident quietly laid aside h...

A budget mix up causes Congress to accidentally fund schools ...NFL Players look weird in suits, and a revealing discovery about the life of Gentle...

Ohio police have been inundated with false sightings of college-age girls with dyed blond hair, Ugg boots, purple nail polish, and oversized sungla...

(Onion News Network, Fridays at 10/9c on IFC) Terrorists are planting normal, hard-working Muslim Americans throughout the nation to get us to lowe...

Onion News Network, Fridays at 10/9c on IFC. After years of gridlock, Democrats and Republicans have realized no one remembers how to actually ena...

Today Now's Jim Haggerty attends the annual Valentine's Day stoning, which brings comfort and joy to singles everywhere.

The court ruled a white teen who stabbed a classmate to death will face the jury as a 300-pound black man. Onion News Network, Fridays at 10/9c on...

Georgia police were so confident Marshall was the man who killed young Janet Kelly in a state bear preserve, they didn't investigate other suspects.

Panelists discuss how pornography warps children's minds, leading them to believe sex is actually fun rather than shameful and embarrassing.

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Our panelists debate whether TV programs like A Double Shot At Love and The Bad Girls Club depict unattainable levels of skankiness.

Made by Pfizer, Despondex is the first drug designed to treat the symptoms of excessive perkiness.

Our Tech Trends reporter looks at the new gizmo Sony promises will revolutionize the way consumers become infuriated by goddamn blinking TV box thi...

Doing away with kid-friendly info bubbles and colorful photos, new 'TIME Advanced' will cater to adults with an interest in news.

FDA Commissioner: I Give up on you Pigs.

'America is on its own.I'm not going to hold its hand like a goddamn child anymore.'

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During the Daily Briefing, Tucker Hope reports that the FDA is urging Americans to put something green in their dumb mouths.

Jean Anne Whorton goes Beyond The Facts, talking to the high school sophomore who has become a conservative hero for refusing to learn his Spanish ...

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