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The Sarah Palin Song - I Am the Current Model of Republican Vice President

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I am the current model of Republican vice president.
That John McCain has chosen me is surely not an accident.
A cut and dried conservative and faithful fundamentalist,
That I'm a pretty face is surely something he could not have missed.

As governor I'm in command of the Alaska National Guard.
Since Russia is three miles away, I have a task that is quite hard.
If Putin rears his ugly head and dares to enter our air space,
I'll use my hunting helicopter to put Putin in his place.

As public speaker, I connect, I shine before an audience.
I wow them with my rhetoric, it's hard to tell I don't make sense.
My maverick manner wins supporters, just as long as the reporters
Cannot ask a follow-up and so expose my ignorance.

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