About this user
I am the inventor a new form of music. It is a cross between crunk and rap, called cRap. Basically, the underlying music itself is called "plip-plop" for its splashy beats. I don't have any sound samples available here, but the style is so influential that if you listen to any of the rap or hip hop of today, it pretty much all sounds like cRap.
Ever since I was a little kid, I have always wanted to grow up to become a pimp. But it's hard to run from police when you wear your pants hanging down off your hips with your underwear showing. Although some would disagree, the prostitutes don't really get much better after their teeth fall out from all the drugs. They do become quite skinny, though, and a lot of guys like that.
I always wanted to rap too, but unfortunately I had to overcome good spelling and proper grammer, which posed a handicap for me starting out as a rapper. I blame everything on the public educational system for ruining my chances of an overnight success with my rap career.
When Kentucky Fried Chicken changed their name to KFC, was it so it would be easier to spell? Or was it because of rap? Would it be legal to call my cRap group Run KFC? That might still be hard for some folks to spell. We should just do away with literacy altogether. Especially when people who can read the statement "50¢ extra all white meals" on the menus at KFC could easily be offended. Funny how there have never been any complaints after all these years. Is that where 50 Cent got his name from? KFC should give cRappers more napkins so they don't have to wave their hands around so much to shake the greasy breading crumbs off their fingers.
Don't they spell-check birth certificates?
When I was a kid and got a bandaid on my face, it wasn't cool. Nor was being "phat" or "sick" a good, healthy thing to be.
As far as anything else goes, you're welcome to ask that talking lizard from Geico about my credentials. Just don't let him sell you any insurance.
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