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This American Life!

Like a lot of other commenters, my thoughts instantly went to Minecraft.

@TSEpictures I know; I was expecting her to be a little hoarse

@ytbabbler I like that comparison. I enjoy hearing about other people's dreams about as much as I enjoy hearing about their religions. :-)

@KAZUYADOG I can definitely understand sympathizing with the pigeon; I sympathize with it, too. What's happening to it is horrific. What I (and other people, apparently) don't understand is your moral judgement of an amoral thing.

I wouldn't like to be killed by a lion, but I wouldn't be righteo...

At least the shoes won't make her fat.

Thanks, Cracked. I'd almost forgotten this episode.

Sanka really isn't a good alternative for people who don't like coffee. Maybe Edith should get some Postum or something, once she'd done defeating this sex maniac.

Five Doctors was the first Doctor Who story I ever saw. I was a little kid and found a tape of it my parents had recorded off of PBS. I wore that tape OUT. I thought the Raston Warrior and the Cybermen were the coolest things I'd ever seen.

@rlb02a The typical defense is "It's gotten so bad that Onion articles seem perfectly plausible!"

@browniebob Easy Youtube Downloader for Firefox will work in the meantime

Things go up; things go down but at least the ponies are always around

Why debate the WBC on the Bible? They're not like most Christians. They actually read the Bible and know what it says. If the Bible is actually the source material for Christianity, then the WBC is the only Christian denomination with the courage of its convictions. I think that's why "mainstream...

2:21 "Haaeell's BUSKET" Most passionately-delivered line in the movie.

@pinkalishiouscindy

Heartworms are transmitted by bites from infected mosquitos. Dogs should be on regular heartworm medication because it only takes one bite.

Think about all the possibilities of this now that you can post videos in Facebook comments. Well, the one possibility

The part at 1:22 is like an electrode attached directly to the pleasure center of my brain

@DAN5675able

Your BMI is 22.2, which is in the normal range. You aren't overweight.

"So I guess a pity frak is out of the question."

@promathia1 I know! When will people realize that pop music's peak coincided with the time in my life when I was most emotionally susceptible to it?

Cats are pretty OK ihmo.

IT'S IN THE FRAKKING SHIP

COVERED IN PATCHY HAIR

I love this and the corollary BSG intro with Office music. It works so well because the camera work is so similar on the two shows. Someone should do it with Parks and Recreation....

'I don't dress women; they dress themselves!"

A woman dressing herself isn't a concept a Muslim would understand, I'm afraid.

Swedish Fish.

@nicjasno

Oh no, I just meant it as a joke about the 18 people who disliked the video for some reason... I think it's awesome

This is a pretty good metaphor for my town's city commission, too.

There are a lot of cool variations on this concept but this one's my favorite so far. The little hand is great.

"I'll hold you close while they dust for prints."

Nice.

The gay vibe is evident. He's cute as hell, though, aside from those dumb shorts

Jesus is NOT "tolerant."

Mark 13:41, Mark 25:41-47

He punishes the vast majority of humanity with infinite torture for the finite crime of holding the wrong religious views. That's the red-letter, Jesus'-own-words part of the Bible. You believe that part or there's no point believing any of it.

Lasting, permanent, and healthy lifestyle changes are the only way lose weight safely and keep it off. From what I've seen, TBL is just crash dieting with an emphasis on weight rather than body fat percentage or other any other health metrics.

Even this this guy on the Biggest Loser loses weigh...

@SuperDANSAVAGE

Totally! I have a used-book store and while most of my customers are great folks, there are some dickwads. Right until she starts yelling, the actress has got precisely the condescending tone and self-absorbed attitude native to the dickwad bookstore patron.