About this user
You're a great friend and all, but if zombies chase us, im tripping you.
A book is not to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
I NEVER apologize. I'm sorry but thats just the way i am.
I'M A GUMMI BEAR!
If you were smart, you'd learn Al Bhed. I speak it alot. You can't know what i'm saying. cdelg y pyhyhy eh ouin ayn!
What if we're all just the dream of a fly on someone's wall?
What if the sky is brown and We're all colorblind?
If the bullets bounce off Superman, why does he duck when you throw the gun at him?
What if we WERE all put dere by a supreme God?
Whay the HELL do we drive in a parkway and park in a driveway?!?!?!?
Oui ghuf fryd'c vihho? E lyh cyo FRYDAJAN DRA VILG E FYHD DU eh Al Bhad, yht oui kioc fuh'd ihtancdyht fryd E's cyoehk. Cdelr y pyhyhy eh ouin ayn!
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
*runs with scissors*
Everyone wants to ho to heavan, but no one wants to die.
Eagles may soar, but weasles don't get sucked into airplanes.
Join the army! Visit exotic places, meet strange new people, then kill them.
I can resist everything exept temptation.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons because, to them, you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
It's A God-Given Right To Take Your Problems Out On The People Around You.
I imagine a world without wars, a world without problems and i imagine us attacking that world because they'll never see it coming.
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
If something goes wrong... blame the guy who can't speak English
I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
In awe I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like an ambered chariot towards the ebon void of infinite space wherein the tethered belts of Jupiter and Mars hang forever festooned in their orbital majesty. And as I looked at all this I thought...I must put a roof on this lavatory.
I know Karate, Kung Fu, Taekwondo and many other dangerous words.
So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time.
OUT TO LUNCH: IF NOT BACK BY FIVE, OUT FOR DINNER ALSO.
It takes a rather special sort of person to follow soaps. You have to be highly intelligent (to understand them) and as thick as a brick (to want to). - I always take my wife morning tea in my pyjamas. But is she grateful? No, she says she'd rather have it in a cup.
If I shot you in the middle of the woods and no one was there to hear it would I go to jail?
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
English doesn't borrow from other languages. English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
Why is it, when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open, it's not a door?
Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.
Those who throw things at the crocodiles will be asked to retrive them.
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
DUUUUDE, THE BEST THING EVER: A man walked into a bar and said "Ow."
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-\__ \Support rock. Copy the guitar onto yer profile.
98% of teenagers say "i love you" and dont mean it. If you are in the 2% that does, copy this into your profile.
(")This is kerny the caterpiller
(_)He'd love to be on your channle
(_)So plz add him or he`ll be sad=(
(_) you dont want him 2 be sad right?
(_)so plz add him
(_)or he'll eat you
\/ you dont want that now do you?
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile *coughdanielcoughiancough* What?
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
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katrina wuz here
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Age
27
Hometown
Somewhere Else.
Country
United States