Once you goatee, you never go back.
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Ok, here's my username explanation. I have a goatee. It's scraggly and uuncouth and annoys a lot of people who don't like facial hair. All the time I catch flak from people who want me to go clean shaven, and dress like an Abercrombie model, and probably wax my eyebrows. But I say no. No more girly man fashion. Bring back the frontier look. Bring back the wild west and the vikings and ZZ Top concerts. Times when men were men, and nobody told em to shave unless they wanted to die.

So this one day a girl I know was harping on me to clean up my whiskers, and I told her: "Look woman, once you goatee you never go back." I believe that's true for men who grow em, and women who try em out on their man folk. So it sort of stuck in my head, and since I'm no good at picking out usernames without proper time to reflect, I just decided to go with it. So there you are.
Name: Josh
Age: 24
I guess I'm pretty crazy, but I'm also pretty laid back. I am just an average (although handsome and charming) blue collar guy workin his way up in life. I'm from Raleigh, the capital city of North Carolina, but I was born in Florida, and lived eight years in Philly. I'm pretty much a southern boy though.
I'm trying to get into college for graphic design, but sometimes feel a little bit over my head trying to get a portfolio together and work full time as well.
I just quit my job as a carpenters helper to become a subcontractor. It means I am my own boss now, and the potential to make a lot more money is available. The problem is that I used almost all my money to buy contractors insurance and get started in this financial fiasco. Now I have to scrimp by with not much in the bank untill I get paid for my first job in a month. There's a thirty day payment lapse. Very soon though I will have my shiny new digital camcorder, and when that happens just stand back and prepare to be amazed! Or slightly entertained. I don't know.
Peace and chicken grease.
City: Raleigh, NC
Hometown: Raleigh
Country: United States
Occupation: indentured slave (aka constructi...
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Channel Comments (102)
gbfghbghhjgh (2 weeks ago)
want to get together sometime idiot that makes stupid videos?
danm asshole!!!!!!
Alucardhatesme (1 month ago)
Hi! yeah I do like amv's but I also love funny things, which I can find on your channel 8D great job keep up the good work.
RoobyJuice (3 months ago)
Hey Studly McGhee!
Just to let you know I read you blogs all the time and....
I have a blog on wordpress too.
RoobyJuice is the name.. same as here.
Love ya.
xxxx
MissFreak666 (3 months ago)
Haha Dude your funny as hell :)
Thompson1337 (3 months ago)
Hey dude, just wondering, How went the Zombie Invasion?
gerahhe (3 months ago)
u r hilarious
RoobyJuice (7 months ago)
Hey Josh..
Love ya. xx
ilvsockmonkeys (8 months ago)
Hey! Just had time to look around, been insanely busy and wanted to check on you. Love your background. I hope you are doing well, miss your videos. Just wishing you a safe and Happy New Year and a belated Merry Christmas...hope Santa was good to you. :) ~best wishes Jenny
LouRyder (8 months ago)
Hi Josh, it's Louie. Come vote for your YouTube Queen 2007. Voting ends Christmas Day.
tacobell2341 (9 months ago)
u have some awsome songs and those songs were awsometarded i will subscribe
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