Once you goatee, you never go back.
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"A cure for that stupid song stuck in your head!"

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not annoying songs
Scriggity Audition (way too late)
My New Theme Song
 
Dr. Doom - Peter Schiff
Cereal is my Crack
UC Men's Octet - Bohemian Rhapsody
 
The Way of the Sock
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Ok, here's my username explanation. I have a goatee. It's scraggly and uuncouth and annoys a lot of people who don't like facial hair. All the time I catch flak from people who want me to go clean shaven, and dress like an Abercrombie model, and probably wax my eyebrows. But I say no. No more girly man fashion. Bring back the frontier look. Bring back the wild west and the vikings and ZZ Top concerts. Times when men were men, and nobody told em to shave unless they wanted to die.

So this one day a girl I know was harping on me to clean up my whiskers, and I told her: "Look woman, once you goatee you never go back." I believe that's true for men who grow em, and women who try em out on their man folk. So it sort of stuck in my head, and since I'm no good at picking out usernames without proper time to reflect, I just decided to go with it. So there you are.
About Me:
 
I guess I'm pretty crazy, but I'm also pretty laid back. I am just an average (although handsome and charming) blue collar guy workin his way up in life. I'm from Raleigh, the capital city of North Carolina, but I was born in Florida, and lived eight years in Philly. I'm pretty much a southern boy though.
I'm trying to get into college for graphic design, but sometimes feel a little bit over my head trying to get a portfolio together and work full time as well. Whenever I'm not roaming the countryside in search of laws to break, I'm usually fixing trailers. (the benefits were slightly better than pillaging) Very soon though I will get off my ass and actually spend time making videos, and when that happens just stand back and prepare to be amazed! Or slightly entertained. I don't know.
Peace and chicken grease.
Hometown:
Raleigh
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United States
Occupation:
indentured slave (aka construction worker)
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Channel Comments (110)
EsmaelMajedi (4 months ago)
Oh wait you put it back on. Then that stupid wmg thing kicked in
EsmaelMajedi (4 months ago)
Why the fuck did you remove "the cure for annoying songs stuck in your head"????

DAMNITTTTTT

FUCK Put i back on pleasee ='(((
hmlo123 (7 months ago)
HATE  U
caleb9608 (11 months ago)
How come you never sign in.
ASKIAOTA (11 months ago)
first off,Tool is the truth but yo fam I feel you on the zombie thing something happend in hawaii years ago a the queen had to call in US troop to take care of the situation
swcwcc (1 year ago)
that vid about the zombies and the apocolips...very creepy-im only 12 and........i guess i should go get some guns and ammo now...itll probably be like fallout3...and scary :(!!!!
tobzo (1 year ago)
Hi!
Sprinting to hell is awesome!!!!
Thats That.
GreedyVoulcorn (1 year ago)
tool sucks
gbfghbghhjgh (1 year ago)
want to get together sometime idiot that makes stupid videos?
danm asshole!!!!!!
Alucardhatesme (1 year ago)
Hi! yeah I do like amv's but I also love funny things, which I can find on your channel 8D great job keep up the good work.
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