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AMC Has no basis for race,
cast, colour & creed,
you are who you are as a
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There was a little boy and a
little girl in a bathtub having a bath.
Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy.
"Can I touch it?"

"No way -- you already broke yours off!"
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A man escapes from prison
where he has been for 15
years. He breaks into a house
to look for money and
guns and finds a young couple
in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed
and ties him to a chair,
while tying the girl to the
bed he gets on top of her,
kisses her neck, then gets up
and goes into the
bathroom. While he's in there,
the husband tells his
wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped
convict, look at his
clothes! He probably spent
lots of time in jail and
hasn't seen a woman in years.
I saw how he kissed your
neck." If he wants sex, don't
resist, don't complain,
do whatever he tells you.
Satisfy him no matter how
much he nauseates you.
This guy is probably very
dangerous. If he gets angry,
he'll kill us. Be strong,
honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds:
"He wasn't kissing my
neck. He was whispering in my ear.
He told me he was
gay, thought you were cute,
and asked me if we had any
vaseline. I told him it was
in the bathroom. Be strong
honey. I love you too!!"




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A man went to a barber shop to have his hair
and his beard cut as always.
He started to have a good conversation with the
barber who attended him. They talked about so many things and various subjects.
Suddenly, they touched the subject of God.
The barber said:

"Look man,
I don't believe that God exists as you say so."
"Why do you say that?"

- asked the client.

Well, it's so easy, you just have to go out
in the street to realize that God
does not exist. Oh, tell me, if God existed,
would there be so many sick people?
Would there be
abandoned children? If God existed,
there would be neither suffering nor pain.
I can't think of a God who permits
all of these things."

The client stopped for moment thinking
but he didn't want to respond so as to
prevent an argument. The barber finished
his job and the client went out of the shop.
Just after he left the barber shop he saw
a man in the street with a long hair and beard
(it seems that it had been a long
time since he had his cut and he
looked so untidy).
Then the client again entered the barber
shop and he said to the barber:

You know what? Barbers do not exist."
"How come they don't exist?"-asked the Barber.
"Well I am here and I am a barber."
"No!" - The client exclaimed.
"They don't exist because if they did
there would be no people with long hair
and beard like that man who walks in the street."
"Ah, barbers do exist, what happens
is that people do not come to me."


"Exactly!"- affirmed the client.
"That's exactly the point. God does exist,
what happens is people don't go to Him and
do not look for Him that's why there's
So much pain and suffering in the world."
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