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I went down to see this from Newcastle, and knackered me ankle on the way to the gig. I had to stand through the whole set on one foot, and couldn't walk for weeks afterwards. The doctor says that it'll never be right again. But it was worth every minute of it to get to see them live. If that pri...

@IshmaelsBeard You ever heard of Nelson Mandela? Or Sir Trevor McDonald? I'm not sure what wild animals you've been looking at but you must have been to a pretty fucking weird zoo... I think if you really want to see people behaving like wild animals, then you should pay a visit to the Bigg Marke...

Only in fucking Stanley...

@RockMan757. I'd just like to point out that out of the seven people sat in the room with me at this point in time, seven think you're a tit and don't understand why you give one iota of a fuck about somebody's COVER of a tune not being exactly the same as the original. Fuck all better to do wit...

What's George Jetson doing there?

Well, she's a better singer than I am...

Surely a pecker or concrete crusher would be more appropriate? Those bombyknockers are for brickwork. You could never get a decent swing on it with that machine anyway. You'd use a crane.

How the hell are you so good at it?