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@UltramanCronos Butthurt? Who'd you get that insult from some thirteen year old? Coupled with your little "I know you are but what am I" it makes you sound so witty. Oh man, you've been a Godzilla fan longer! Who cares? Yes there are monsters (Zogu comes to mind) who could literally step on...

@mwong35069 Yeah and he's fantastic.

Whatever bitches. Bison time for a fuckin' screen filling Mega Psycho Crusher one hit KO. Devil Jin's infernal asshole's gonna burn...

Snake: Shut the fuck up!

5,262 cats are sick of people mocking them in videos. 9,701 dogs say that it's f*****g hilarious.

Animal hawassment waaah waaah shut the fuck up! And fuck you 39 bleeding hearts who agreed. Go drink some Drano and share the leftovers with this cat.

Dragons vs Dinosaurs! Do it!

That's it! Where's the sleepy time needle? Whaddaya mean it's missing? Alright, grab the rocks and the burlap sack... We're doin' this old school.

Oh is this the latest SyFy original? The snake looks a better than usual!

How many extras killed themselves after seeing the final film? 1,00. You heard me.

Fuck you Sharktopus. Fuck you Roger Corman. And most of all... Fuck you SyFy.

@MrZicker666

hell yeah. Still makes me laugh out loud. No matter how many times I see it...

Everything is SUPER exaggerated, which explains the extreme character design. It's kind of the point. Unfortunately the female's exaggerated assets seem to be taking the focus off what matters... Good old fashioned Golden Axe style gameplay with one HELL of a facelift.

Candle in the dark.

I hate you.

Unfortunately, the writer's and Mr. Moranis make Seymour a very sympathetic character. The play had him less sympathetic AND a straight killer who tricks Mushnik into climbing inside the plant. Anyway, despite the chopping scene there are hardly any dark moments in the film and then BAM the cha...

As a kaiju fan I absolutely LOVE this scene. It's like Godzilla with better effects and a lot more humor. However as a fan of the theatrical release of the film this ending just does not fit. The film's Seymour was more of a schmuck than a willing murderer. Unlike the play where he had it c...

The ending had a sort of realism that made it better for me than the average slasher type movie. Wow, I thought, they actually killed the slasher character in a realistic way. What happened after tied things up neatly and was rather hilarious. and the slasher actually died. How edgy. Then ...

These are woth every penny.

@MarmarAkaSeiryu yup

How again did Olivier beat Alex in a fight? He's a mountain with a mustache. I guess he was too manly to really get into it with his sister. She takes advantage of his gentle nature, LOL.

King Zaurus III predates MH by decades. And it's not like no other boss monster ever burrowed before. I feel like you might be an idiot.

can't you swap/repaint the standar red king's legs and just make him taller?

Anyone else think these monsters need 5 inch scale Ultramen to go with them? The sizing is just awful with some of these figures. King Silvergon, EX Red King, King Pandon.... Should be called Princess Silvergon, EX Red Queen, and Duchess Pandon. Look out Ultraman! Midget monsters!!!

HOLY SHIT! Jurassic Park 5 is gonna be awesome! I mean I loved the first one, so how can retreading the same story using the same footage fail? Totally wicked!

Bullshit at 4:00 . Seriously, Black King's hide is tougher than asny other Ultra Monster (even Golza!) and Jack just flies past him like a fairy and decapitates him. Well we just needed the monster dead at then end and we couldn't figure out how... So we didn't! They might as well have had ...

BLACK KING is a badass monster. It's a shame he doesn't get as much exposure as his "little brother" Red King. BTW Jack killing him the way he did makes NO FUCKING SENSE. I can't pierce this monster's impenetrable hide... I know, I'll pierce his impenetrable hide! Deus ex machinas Black Ki...

I piss on all these shitty Sci Fi type productions. They give Giant Monster movies a bad name.