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I bump this when I step in the exam room. Cigarette dangling from my mouth, a red bull in my hand and I come out scoring A's. Why? Because hustling comes in all form and shapes and nothing wrong with powering up your game. 50 is a true genius

One thing ladies don't understand. We rather bang anorexic chicks over fat chicks because anorexics do not have gag reflex. This is my announcement of the day, spread the word.

If I see another Chuck Norris or World of Warcraft commercial, I'm gonna hurt somebody.

@WeDoRandomVideos I'm Santa and even I'm trying to get my hands one of these.

FUS = Back

RO = To

DAH = Kitchen

@DasUberDude Piss off

@peaceindacity100 I was being sarcastic but really? I always thought that no girls going out of the house is more of Muslim thing. Not knocking your culture because I have seen it a lot among my Muslim friends so I thought India was less uptight on these matters. Good to know though, we learn som...

@GoldenFlither15 Actually if over 100 000 people die because of certain type of faith, it's religion. And it is way too random to not be some higher power, call it god or whatever. Not in the traditional sense but I think your god is who you make him out to be. Mine is just a mean thing who uses ...

@mr0scary Well said. On internet they make kitchen jokes but when they see a pretty girl they go comatose.

@innovator1998 My goal is to become a doctor and open free clinics that will tend to 10 000 people a day. I am trying my best and you better not be slacking off dude. I am waiting for your invention.

@Prince96969 I don't give thumbs up but you earned it buddy.

@Sutinennn Actually if you take the scope of it is 3 shot kill to the chest which is slower than just shooting an automatic rifle. The highest powered sniper rifle is m98b which is also 2 shot kill and is bolt action and you will not get a second shot unless you get the head which is much more di...

@Skelly1179 Not every country is broke like the states.

No not to michael.... to us *raises glass*

@cynthia6637 You should be proud.

@pongkie1977 More important things than army; getting an education, having a family, not shitting in your helmet and making soup in it later, not getting shot in the balls, self preservation; you know, the little things.

@ScratchMasterSimms You got it wrong. Shemagh helps in cold whether to keep your face warm, especially when you breath in and your lungs get cold. Shemagh also helps in the desert sand since if it gets windy.

Top ten ... woot

Ye ghandu log chutia tv show par atain hein is chutia host keh pass. Aise bat karta hai jese pakistan is madar chod keh baap kah he . Abe tu do take keh tv show ka host hai, kisi mobile ka malek nahi :))

The man in the mustache looks like the razor guy from assassin creed

@specialglow After she reads your comment her next acts gonna change. Whenever you are nice to religious people they try to change yours like what the fuck ??

Same with me and soup.

@nestoraxel We all hate you because the level your stupidity resides in would require an alternate universe of apes and due to an unfortunate accident in your gene pool your intelligence is maneuvered by sorry excuses such as bible, jersey shore and your parents unconditional love that should ha...

I laughed so hard I pulled a vein on the neck and fell off of my chair hahhahahhha

Holy shit when I was in Pakistan the map in Karachi came out for mw2. Now I'm in Tehran and this shit comes up. What are you doing? Do you really wanna hunt my ass ?

Only people who think so are who aren't friends with black guys. Might be insecurities or too much MTV I don't know but trust some of my best friends are black and even though we are boys, they are scrawny and short. Some aren't but some are, that's how the world goes. So I am secure enough to da...

Oh you, youuuu. I need this so bad and you are just sprinkling salt to my wound.. And btw I thought of Grimalkin more of hooded, old and just awsome.