Am a Aussie in Ecosse! Hence i dont give a shit!!With a degree in scottish BawBagging. I live in a "real" big Haunted house Whooooh!I dont have to work at all! I fool
around n have a ball.
Being scottish is about driving in a german car to an irish pub for a belgian beer,then on the way home grabbing an indian curry or a turkish kebab to sit on a swedish sofa and to watch usa show's on a japanese tv and most of all being suspicious of anything foreign!Oh and only in scotland can you get a pizza to your home faster than an ambulance!Only scotland do bank's leave both door's open and chain pen's to the counter.Also supermarkets make sick people walk to the rear of the shop for prescription's whilst healthy people get There fag's at the front of the shop!It might be scotland!But by f**k! Were funny!But best over best About scotland ?You can stand on the north east coast and sniff the beautifly fresh haunting scandinavian air blowing across the norsk sea on a cold wild n windy night..

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