this guy is paid alot more than me and is always being a douche and does less work than me never yelled at and always gets away with everything but corprat wont fire him cause if they do theyll get sued for racial profiling or some bullshit lik tht

someone who has to constantly tell you what to do and how to do it even though your doing it just as they say already and right after you get something perfect just moves it around and really does nothing but just touch it.

coworker with very rude table manners, she picks at scabs on her arm at the lunch table, then flicks. swooshes her mouth with her soda, swallows, then burps. she heats up soup in a pot and eats right out of the pot! picks her teeth with her fingers. scrapes and licks cheese from a bowl with her fingers, then proceeds to tell us all that she is lactose and tolerant! it has gotten to the point where ppl avoid seating at the same table with her during lunch and co. parties. TRUE STORY!! this beats it all. one day during lunch, she was eating i believe chkn on a bone and we are trying really hard to ignore her lack of etiquette, then all of a sudden her tooth (crown) falls out from where she bit too hard, and she goes "oops, my tooth fell out", she picks it up, inspects it and sets it on the side of her plate, and CONTINUES to finish her lunch. OMG!!!!

Good sized post office. Supervisior, thin guy, could eat anything you gave him (or sat down), week old...whatever. So it's a friday and there's doughnuts for whatever reason, lot of years ago we'd do that sort a thing. The supervisior that can eat anything has to go take care of a clusterbox on the street, change locks or whatever. he grabs like four doughnuts, and just to be sure no one pinches them from the breakroom takes a bite out each one n puts them in a bag. The best joker in house though is the top clerk, sick puppy, but damn smart. Nothing but yelling and cussing when the supervisior got back to his four totally eaten doughnuts that were eaten to within a qtr. inch of his teeth marks. funniest thing i have ever seen in the postoffice.

A co-worker had taken a call for my boss on my phone. She muted it to tell the boss who it was (rudely), before handing it over. Unfortunately mute and loudspeaker buttons were the reverse of her phones...

I work with someone that gets incredibly excited when they accomplish the slightest task, something like sharpening a pencil, finishing a report, even the simple task of getting to work ontime. But the really hard part about this person that is hard to swallow is that they have to celebrate when they make these things happen. It is something when you see a foot ball dance in the office when they do something right.

one of my employees INSISTS on decorating for every holiday... EVERY. HOLIDAY. we live in south central PA, who the FUCK cares about decorating for bastille day.

I know a guy who is a total sociopath his nice but sociopath.He worked in tele-marketing for three days.he says there was a guy next to him who had pumps all over his head and on his second day he got up and said so whats up with those things, the guy freaked out and said WHO ARE YOU? IVE BEEN WORKING HERE FOR 20 YEARS AND NO ONES EVER ASKED!AND THIS IS YOUR FIRST DAY WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE! to which he kindly responded well actually its my second day but i didn't have a chance o ask you yesterday.

We had a gay guy come into the office wearing black, leather, assless chaps over a pair of jeans and it was a little difficult for management to explain to him why they were in appropriate - the same eployee had graphic Maplethorp posters in cube that also had to come down.

In the same office, the creepy old guy ( who was married) was fired for mistakes, and called the secretary after he was escorted out of the office to ask her to go to his desk and remove a few things before management cleaned it out. There were singles magazines, rubbers - which he called "safes", etc.