About this user
BEFORE YOU READ ABOUT ME I HAVE TWO POEMS. THE FIRST ONE IS CALLED NEW YORK TIMES.
Ahem. New York Time? New York Times?! You think you're better than us? Us?! US? USA? No way!
The second poem is called Lynch's Mustache.
Lynch's mustache looks stupid. What a dumb idiot to have a mustache like that. Why don't you go wax your ass.
FREAKIE!!! OUTIE!!! FREAKIE!!! OUTIE!!!
Well this morning I poured orange juice in my cereal. I wasn't thinking, I was half asleep. Then I realized I actually liked it. But then I realized it was the corporations. They program us one way, milk-cereal, but orange juice and cereal is even better. It all goes in the same place, you know the old saying.
I got trademarked products all over my body. 'Cuz I was drunk one night. Don't live like me. Now go out and play great.
Just remember you made someone do something bad with swords.
I'm a professional soccer coach, at the elementary school level. Uhhmm I own a nice car, even though I do not currently have legal access to it...
Your honor, might I suggest a spanking on his tush tush?
Women are insane, they are insane. You get 'em together in a group and they go insane. Or they turn into animals. They eat their own!
What do you guys think, 10 showing, 10 underneath, what do you say? HIT ME!!! 21!!! 21!!!! Naysayers! All of you!
Don't mix beer with scotch. Why did that get no reaction? Everyone knows what beer is? Everyone knows what scotch is? Don't mix them! Liquor before beer, never fear. Beer before liquor, throw up quicker.
He's like a chipmunk with a disease. Who didn't love that analogy?
There's nothing wrong with lying to women. Or your parents. Or the government. Or god. [What do you do if they find out?] Then who needs 'em. Lye to men.
Idon'twantyouhangingoutwiththatkidBrenden.
Helloooooo peeps (did I seriously just say that?), I'm Daria, and I will totally accept any friend request and always reply to a comment/PM, unless you freak me out...
"I'll race / To feel the wind in my face / And I'll race / To feel alive / And I'll race / To feel like I own this place / And I'll race until I die / And I'll race against the other racers / And I'll race with one big shout / And I'll race against the clock / And I'll race against myself / And I'll race / And I'll race" -Coach McGuirk
"I think I may be necrophilic." "What?" "I MEAN NOCTURNAL!!!" "Mm hmm, suuuuureee..." (inside joke)
STOP... Break it down! (I'm serious, start dancing)
People think I'm on drugs. Can you beLIEVE it?!
In the Urban Dictionary "matt skiba" is used to describe the sexiest man alive. I'm serious, go check for yourself, hombre.
"Watch it again / One more time / Watch it again / Or I'll break your back / Watch it again / Or I'll punch your fucking face / You're gonna accept the kid's movie / Or I'll kill you / Watch it again / One more time / Watch it again / And everything will be fine / I said watch is again / My pants are too tight" -Coach McGuirk
Hometown
San Antonio, Texas
Country
United States
Occupation
Troll
Schools
MTMS (You either know what it is or you don't)
Interests
Rick Rolling people, trolling, sending everyone picture messages of Matt Skiba, playing with the Skittles fistbump ad, YouTubing, myspace, Gaiaonline, and setting things on fire.
