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@ShaolinDragon9 "There's two kinds of people in this world, my friend--those with loaded guns, and those that dig. YOU dig."

;)

Super Soviet Bros.!

Only $49.99 plus tax, comrades, and you, too, can experience the joys of working your entire life just to have someone say "I'm sorry, Comrade, but our Nuclear Wessels are in another silo!"

;)

Hey, if she's gonna be racist...

I can be as well and call her just another Dumb Bimbo Blonde (nah, that's not fair, blonde people are smart...SHE'S just a stupid, shallow, air-headed bimbo not worth the price of a soda, let alone the price of admission into UCLA...and by the look of her, I'd sa...

Hemingway committed suicide...and so did Sylvia Plath...and Virginia Woolf!

Hemingway went out like a man, not a pistol, no--SHOTGUN, straight to the head!

And Plath, SHE was a considerate one...made her kids a snack just before she stuck her head in the oven!

And Woolf, well...she went for th...

@chuckyfan10 Hey, at least we American pigs CAN eat...

Aside from Kim Jong Un and his daddy, they're STARVING over there.

ne of the greatest Americans and men of the 20th century.

More than 60 years later...

WE STILL LIKE IKE!

Hey!

Remember when the word "history" meant...you know...HISTORY...

Not "Conspiracy-Theories-Given-Air-Time-To-Boost-Ratings?"

*Shakes head...*

TELL ME these morons didn't win......

I mean, I'm not one for the bible but--

The book is about how BAD it is to burn books...INCLUDING the Bible!

And as for the "cussing"...a lot of good literature IS:

Are we going to ban Mark Twain and William Shakespeare?

...Dr. Seuss wrote a Seuss-style book on the exploits of nude women...for adults?!?!

O.O

...

I MUST FIND THIS BOOK...! XD

@vinylreality True, but as a fan of the Bard's as big as any other...

I think we can let the inaccuracy slide:

After all, there's no good in holding a grudge...even Prospero and the Grinch figure that one out. :)

I grew up with Seuss,

I grew into Shakespeare,

I love them both, dearly--they're...

"Oh, we knew we couldn't lose...

HALF THE AUDIENCE WERE JEWS!!!"

XD

Well...at least these are nice Christians...

They're not picketing funerals and hating everyone not-them like the WBC...

I still think it's absurd...but at least they're nice about it...that Anne-Lee seems like a really nice lady...

@MRKCNO1 As a Jew...that bit is HILARIOUS, isn't it?! XD

1. So...The English Civil War is "West Side Story," now?

2. "Why's it called 'Civil?'" "May I kill you?" "Sure." --GENIUS... XD

3. Best part--the Puritans would've lost their...well, puritanical minds over this dance-off!

Wow...

Say what you will--YOU HAD TO BE BRAVE to charge the lines in those days...at the outset of modern warfare, and just the sheer amount of deaths from the new, ever-deadlier guns and weapons...

You had to really feel something to risk your life, the one and life you get, to risk it like th...

Nope.

Sorry, I'm an American, but I must object--

My country IS dumb...intensely, insanely, irresponsibly...DUMB, DENSE, and DISGUSTING.

You have nothing to be ashamed of, Britain...trust me, in this contest, you win, 10 times over...so...we made a mistake, maybe, in leaving...

Can those of u...

"Name a country that starts with a U."

"Yogoslavia?"

"Utah?"

"Utopia?"

ON BEHALF OF ALL AMERICANS THAT ARE STILL ABLE TO *READ*............

I. AM. ASHAMED.

Seuss won Round 1...

Shakespeare won Round 2...

Gotta go with The Bard overall, but it's CLOSE...Einstein vs. Hawking close!

BOTH WIN!

Closest of ALL the ERBOH!

"MY NAME IS BEETHOVEN, MOTHA FUCKA, MAYBE YOU HEARDA ME!"

BEETHOVEN +BACH FTW!!!

@TiMaRuCr3w

Is it just me...or do Flyers goalies seem to fight...A LOT?

WOW....you will NEVER see this done again in a film...

Nice beat for the song, catchy as hell, but yeah...there's some good 1950s racial stereotyping for ya...still, it's a product of its time, so that's important to remember too...

No need to burn it and throw a fit...but you probably shouldn'...

"For Willy was no ORDINARY singing whale!"

...Wait, WHAT? XD

Great short, though, with some great classical opera, and that guy doing all the voices and all the singing=WIN!!!

Who else thinks it's ironic the guy who played the greatest musical genius of all time--Mozart--also plays Quasi, and has some trouble singing and carrying a tune?

Even so--BEST DISNEY MOVIE EVER for my generation...

A lot of folks love "The Lion King" (if I hear that's "Hamlet" one more time, ...

1. The Nostalgia Critic is awesome, but

2. The Lion King is for kids, yes, but it's not AT ALL like Hamlet past the ghost-thing, no revenge plot, no Ophelia, no possibly-murderous mother, no questioning life itself and all Hamlet says and does...

3. The animation, however, is probably the most g...

"It was a pig...WALKING ON HIS HIND LEGS."

And in no other book could such a hilarious sight be such a sign that shit just got REAL...

;)

Pretty ironic an American--as a cartoon, no less--sang one of the most memorable renditions of "For He Is An Englishman" in this generation...

;)

But, I mean, come on, Englishmen...you have to admit--he may be an American (like me) but he sure puts on a show...

He somehow even pulls a British...

@Luckynumber78 And another is Dick Deadeye

Anyone else reminded of Yiddish music in this piece?

I am, as a Jew, anyway...but regardless:

BEAUTIFUL, I think Tchaikovsky may very well have been the best composer for the violin ever...

Bach, Mozart, Beethoven, all great composers have certain instruments that seem especially potent in the...

Politics aside...this is a pretty powerful anthem.

Comparing Lil' Wayne to Mozart...

Sort of like comparing Twilight to Shakespeare and trying to make a serious case Bella Swann is a more realistic and relatable protagonist than Hamlet, isn't it?

@sheebshag I disagree--I find Beethoven far more mechanical than Mozart...on complexity, I'm not a musicologist (English major) but I WILL say I'll take Mozart, especially his operas, against anyone...

But then, it shouldn't be a contest:

Bach, Beethoven, and Mozart are the Holy Trinity of Musi...

Cheers from America, UK!

Awwwwwwww.........

NOW what brutal communist dictator are we going to get to parody in puppet form?

(Haha, real Kim Jong-Il lovers, hilarious reading your posts...what's a matter--Why So Ronery?) ;)

LOL at the "catch dreadlocks from a black fellow"...

But while I'm not wearing any cowboy boots, going on about guns and the Bible, or shooting people who disagree with me...

I AM an American, so...what's wrong with "Adventures of Huckleberry Finn" (no "The" in the proper title) as literature? ...

@jaded110 "CAN WE HAVE A CIVILIZATION?!"

;)

"Wait wait...I'm wrong...you have...CRABS!"

Well, who's fault is THAT, Mario?!

You know...

I bet if more Sex Ed classes presented condoms with the catchphrase "It's dangerous to go alone!" there'd be a lot less pregnant teenagers out there...

*SIGH* Some kids just haven't Mastered their Sword yet--

*Shot by an angry mob for using too many puns and references...and for da...

@TheMitchellRoberts Tell me you did...

At least it can go out in style...

Farewell, House, one of the greatest TV characters ever, and one of the most iconic TV doctors ever...

Dr. McCoy: He's dead, Jim!

ER Doctors: *Insert mumbo jumbo about an EKG--STAT!*

Dr. House: Everybody lies, It's never lupus, and Epiphanies FTW

@tbhasty It is still sad it had to be like that, though...

@pshycu Eh, Nashville has a base growing, they can stay...

But Phoenix...Columbus...Florida...

THEY can leave!

@wewd I'm ALSO from Southern California...but a Ducks fan.

But one thing we and ALL So. Cal fans can agree on--

WE WANT THE NORDIQUES AND WHALERS BACK!

Who cares about facing the Coyotes, they're awful, their arena's empty, and their most of their fans--all 200--are ignorant...they don't Bleed...