Good news, everyone! I'm still technically alive!!
I am a sexy 160 yr old mad scientist, senile as hell,slightly deranged, and I am an all around unpredictable old man who is both a maniac and a genius. I have a gift and a passion for the creation of Doomsday Devices and Atomic Supermen, and I am a danger to my employees, and the universe in general. I have put at least one parallel universe in jeopardy with my inventions...*growls in annoyance*...Everyone's always in favour of saving Hitler's brain...but when you put it in the body of a great white shark, ooh, suddenly you've gone too far....Choke on that causality!
I have formerly worked for Mom's Friendly Robot Company and teach at Mars University, but I currently spend a majority of my time inventing ridiculous devices and coming up with suicidal missions for my current crew.