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Mum - Come on, bed, you've been on the computer for hours.

Me - Ohh Muuuuuum..can't I just watch 1 more video?

Mum - Alright then.

Me - :trollface:

NOM NOM NOM NOM BABIES! OOOOH NOM NOM NOM NOM BABIES! NOM NOM NOM NOM ROAAADS!

So hard to believe that 2004 was 8 FUCKING YEARS AGO!

@Mitkosane 'Am I the only man who...' NO. You live on a planet with 7 billion other fucking people, you are NOT the only one -.-

eminem ended their relationship, not her. what a stupid liar! team shady! this song isnt SHYTE compared to superman, FU MARIAH, LIAR! ( i dont give a damn about your angry replies, may i state)

I swear at 4:35 he says 'gullible'?

Me & my ex were arguing over the phone (texting)

Him - ..Oh, you must be a les-bi-an!

Me - Nice try, quoting TMB, I shouldn't have come round, I shouldv'e turned you down, I don't like you, I bat for the other team.

Him - ...F*ck you -.-

EPIC WIN!

I went to Ibiza with some friends at the end of the summer last year, and you'll never guess what we started singing when we walked past a pizza hut...

I was never the biggest fan of Whitney, but I realize how much she's helped me <3 When I was going through my first mega breakup, I started listening to her songs over and over and it helped me so much!

You will be missed, fallen angel <3

R-I-P x

And I could tell you..

His favourite colour's green,

He likes to argue,

Born on the November 10th.

His sister's beautiful,

He has his father's eyes,

And if you ask me if I love him..

Why lie? <3

most inspirational 2:49 seconds of my life O.O

44:34 = EPIC WHEELIE PWN =)

Kill this stupid rainbow hooligan..kill it with fire..lots of fire...

Luckiest. Baby. Ever.

I've been home from school an hour..

But I miss him already =(

I love you Sam!!! <3 Best decision I ever made was saying YES! I miss you bubby!

strangest boner right now...it's strange cause i'm a girl

rowan,

why do you still hurt me?

because you're a stupid prick with nothing better to do?

because you're annoyed that i don't love you, never have, never will again?

because you can't accept that we'll never be together and were never meant to be in the first place?

because you can't understand t...

The bass guitarist (Green jumper with Santa on it) is my sisters boyfriend =) and he's had Christmas dinner with us every year for 3 years AND he's coming round on friday (today is wednesday) EPIC WIN

i'm watching this at 1:44am and trying so hard not to laugh so loudly in fear of the whole house waking up =3

if i played this game, i'd cry every time a zombie ran at me like 'BLLUURRRHHHHHHH! IM GONNA KILL YUU!'

mine and my boyfriends 1 month anniversary on the 16th on january but we've known each other and been friends for 3 years. i'm putting this in his card =) love you sam <3

'roses are red, violets are blue, its easy to see, you're the sky i fell through x thanks you so much for the best month of my...

he tells me i'm a wreck, he says that i'm a mess, how could he expect anything less? suit yourself rowan, we're all wrecks ;]

I'M OPRAH FUCKER!

i laughed so fucking hard between 1:29 and 2:21, i woke up the whole house and got grounded for a week for being up at 1:30am on a school night...LIFE WELL LIVED

i also love how on 'grenade throw' there was a tip right infront of him -trollface,