the 27 pullup, 5 and a half minute mile runner; the cuff-link and gator belt exec; the former corner hand to hand; i sprint to the supermarket, and used to run up 21 flights of stairs to deliver pies in buildings WITH the elevator. the endorphin junkie; the hot cocoa sweetened with stevia guzzler; the $5.99 chardonnay wine taster; the sauvignon blanc man; the merlot toaster; the peanut butter lover, the freshly-roasted peanut chopper to blend with my crunchy peanut butter mixer; the six-pack tummy flasher; the weekday zone-dieter; the nacho-bitin' see a movie 10 times watcher; the party popper; the first to pull out a girl and dance at a shy man's party baller; the ex-barroom brawler - the ex-stomp a cokehead until he stop kickin' thumper; the reformed shake hands with a colgate smile networker;