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Thanks for uploading this. I had a hell of a time getting the grip assembly back in properly----it would go in but I couldn't retract the bolt afterward. WTF? Then I saw how you tip the pistol upside down so the little pin falls into postion---perfect. I knew when I pushed the assembly back in an...

What are those square things covering her tits?

Special seedless watermelons under that shirt, non-green in color.

I'll pay you 10,000 yen to do jumping jacks while bouncing on a trampoline, braless.

Extra bonus payment if you shoot the sequence is slo-mo.

Domo arigato!

Which pixel is Fabio?

TRANSLATION FROM THE DUTCH:

In breaking news, I've just learned my tits are huge, and luscious. Details at 11.

His Spider-sense tingles, but only in Italian.

This is excrable.

If Butterbean was my cellmate, I'd make him take the top bunk, OR ELSE!

@MegaBarcelonaMessi Who?

It looks like her airbags deployed starting when she was 11, and have continued to deploy since then.

I used to go out with a sex-crazed midget woman.

She kept trying to go up on me.

The guys who couldn't fight were seriously out-gunned by the motherfucker who DID know how to fight.

It took the guy in white several trips to the ground before he figured out he shouldn't fuck with the Unknown Ass-Kicker.

Which pixel was Pink Lady?

Thumbs up if you'd slide your salami deep into her toasted bun.

Come back in 20 years. They'll be so fat you wouldn't fuck 'em with Dick Cheney's dick.

They move like two epileptic jellyfish in an earthquake.

Thumbs up if you saw this while high and thought: "I'm regressing back to my birth, and why the fuck is my mom in the bathtub? What am I, Aquababy?"

I would love to stick my burrito deep into her spicy taco.

I have a high-pressure front rising in my jeans.

@drewsky684 Then I'm afraid I shall have to cross "God" off my guest list.

@Zecalran Maybe Elvis died due to an overdose of uppercase letters.

I'd buy a car that pops women's shirts open.

Uh, I can no comprendo your commentos, amigos.

Uh, English, por favor?

@Kingaskong1234 Ah, the eternal "Ginger or Mary Ann" question.

Well, I couldn't make up my mind between Sarah or Michele, so I decided to have a 3-way with them, the object of which is to pork the conservatism right out of 'em.

Because you can't cum when you're conservative in the bedroom--ya ...

I'm Number 9 Scheme and I approved this message, because Rick Perry is a motherfucker.

"Women have a special feeling, though: they got an extra-fatal lady-shimmer of no maximum strength. You could be sick poopin' out blood and you'd still want them."

I used to hunt squirrels with one of these rifles.

Sadly, her tits were needlessly pixilated.

I wonder how many of the young men in this film got killed protecting the US from the fearsome, frightening nation of Vietnam?

I rank this film as one of the top ten documentaries I've ever seen.

Astounding when you consider this was the director's FIRST film!

Highly recommended.

Believing bullshit is unhealthy.

Believing your own bullshit can be fatal.

@mayhem4u224 For comparison purposes, I would like to see video of the first time the guy tried this.

Which pixel was the boss?

@bartekuh Uh, I doubt Kristin could handle a payload of that magnitude.

Which pixel is Buakaw?

@The12holes Beautiful story, man...I'd like to meet Charlie some day. Respect.

Great voice, great rack.

What does "ho" mean in this context?

The classic "bottom fist to the top of the head" technique.

@AJollyGoodFelon Best. Comment. EVER!

I'll buy the first three albums you produce, sight unseen (songs unheard.)

@rufymd I think they're English girls who live in Germany.

This guy makes all the "famous" guitarists look like beginners.

That was 53 wasted seconds off my life.