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@mamelucoderribado - John Major, the real-life prime minister at the time. Always happy to help.

That'll do. pig.

Ah, that dress - still working its magic 30+ years on.

Was it a cold day in Hawaii when they shot this....?

It isn't widely known, but her middle name was Christivegot.

What the hell happened to Chris Tarrant?

(UK joke)

@leathertrousersrock2 - oooh, you old-school charmer, you. But don't overdo the subtlety - you might end up in the friend zone.

He's doing it for the buzz.

Speak up, Robin! (I'll try headphones.)

You creeped the crap out of me when I was fourteen. I hope you're pleased with yourself.

All the best, Marine. Hope you're in good shape and still safe. Wish I could buy you a beer from here.

Informative clip, but the whooshy, lip-smacking, fourteen-year-old-pleasing treatment and the contextless big-balls voieover are diappointing. I support the war, but (as you've heard from Mr Eastwood) It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. You wouldn't know it from this. More seriousness needed,...

Touch of Rowley Birkin QC - and none the worse for that.

I don't know what happens immediately before this (or would have happened if they'd kept it in) - what's holding Brett still before he gets grabbed?

(Ridley S obviously had a thing for head-squeezing from '79 to '82, or thereabouts.)

(Memo to film company box-set-making people - it's tetralogy,...

MP David Amess MP

Black Napkins edging in?

@angeliesings

Shameless vid - but none the worse for that. Ever thought of a performing career? You could mime to someone else's voice if necessary.

Song I bet you don't know - search elis + nascimento + caxanga ('CashanGAH') on YouTube.

VG, but I prefer the faster-tighter-meaner version ER re...

Muttley was going to do it, but they were out of medals.

Fun for all the family! Watch it with the kids.

Always good to see the head from the Lady Penelope sex doll - yours for two pounds ten shillings back in the day, but very hard to find now. You could try ebay.

My God! I missed this when it was on in (?)1981! Like you all care.

If it ain't baroque, don't fix it. Please use this joke everywhere. Thank you.

Now that Edward Heath looks a bit young in archive shots and I can remember a forty-year-old chocolate advert, the time has come to die.

THANK YOU! Haven't heard this for thirty-five ish years, and thought I'd never hear it again. Just like I thought when I was eleven - music for making a low-level attack on a heavily defended target by. Keep her steady, Biffo...

Wonderful piece - melodic, excellent variety of rhythm and texture, and (yes!) accessible!This is a lot easier to latch on to than (say) some of the early eighties guitar solos. Am not flaming, just proselytising.

God, I love every second of 'Make a Jazz Noise Here'. For me, it's a perfectly ba...

@fadethetrade... sincere thanks. For a bonus point, could you name some other tracks where he does the same thing?

Now I need to ambush a piano-owning friend...

Am from UK - this version is new to me. They've taken a puzzling, emotionless, oddly static, unforgettable founding tract of surrealism and made it into a deeply ordinary four dollar ninety-eight kidflick, with tedious 'scares' and a child actress who can deliver all the standard child actress mo...

Lack of interest, or uninterest - not disinterest. Trust me.

Disinterested judge good, uninterested judge bad.

Who's playing the horns? Give them a cookie, somebody (one each).

I really like the green line.

@DAJAZDJ1... Hi, I'm from Golcar - but I'm hiding in Nottingham now. Has Colne Valley High been lovelified now? Ah, cross-country runs through the bastard wet quarries - how I don't miss them.

Very fine - but 'Gaudete', not 'Gaudette'. That's the youth of today - defeated by a straightforward Latin plural imperative. And 'partridge_'_s' ? Oooh...

Sorry - am just being the sort of eleeeeeetist arse you'd expect me to be, given that I attended a Huddersfield comp.

Liquid football to on...