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Holy shit, is this coaster made out of steel or rust?!

@CorpralCreamCheeze they're both made by the same company, but Top Thrill Dragster came first.

Ah, the old "Pass the last spin and hit the whammy" technique...Love It!!

Epic oink is epic...

Beautiful. Terrifying. Thank you.

The basic premise is that a Mr. Hightower, the owner of the hotel, brought back from his travels an evil idol. The idol is what screws with you on the ride. The reason for the story change is that Japan never watched The Twilight Zone, so they'd have no frame of reference.

@MostMagnificentOne back under the bridge with you, troll.

Is it just me or has Vader chunked up a little?

Ladies and Gentlemen, The Original Boy Band.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA....genius.

Yeah, I'm not going to need a lifeline on this one. I'm going with E. - retarded troll is retarded.

You know, I think we need to ban ALL science textbooks - they clearly have a bias against the earth being flat.

I used to be a Power Ranger...then I took an arrow to the knee.

Incredible! Who knew they had Rubik's Cubes in the kitchen?

I just had the weirdest dream that a little fat Japanese boy was wearing a bow tie and singing just like Whitney Houston...OH WAIT, I'm just on the Internet. My bad, everybody!

@aDinoSupremacist I feel so nerdy knowing this, but in some book they said he tortured and killed the Death's Star chief architect, and then transferred his consciousness in a clone body so he could be tortured and killed again, and again, and again. I believe they said the Emperor did that seve...

I used to live in Awesometown...then I took an arrow to the knee.

I used to be a creeper...then I took an arrow to the knee.

@JesseDean929 Kudos yes, but bear in mind she actually recognized him as Joshua Bell, world-class violinist, and that was why she stopped. It wasn't really because there was "some guy" playing on the corner.

Anyone else get the impression that the Heineken guy is actually the son of The Most Interesting Man in the World from Dos Equis?

I hope Liza Minnelli comes back for the new season and movie - I always got a kick out of her on the show

"Oh Gob, you could charm the black off a telegram boy!"

@andyfrogman My guess is The Riddler - based on the quick little code-scene there.

The phalanx (pronounced FAY-langks) was the military formation of the Ancient Greeks. It died out after losing to the Romans' formations, called the "legion".

Thumbs up if you liked the background music more than the rap itself

"They are who we THOUGHT they were! And we let 'em off the hook!"

Giant...mechanical...spider...

@TheBlackWhirlwind Well, their fate wasn't necessarily sealed - they had a one in four chance of choosing the correct path...

I pity the 107 fools who disliked this video!!

@Zerodud Pedro is Napoleon's nerdy friend, he was running for Student Council President against the popular girl in school (the blonde wearing the glittery outfit in the audience). Pedro wasn't going to give his speech because the popular girl's speech went over so well, so Napoleon decided to d...

@magilord100 No, Ritchie Blackmore (the older lute/guitar player) and Candice Night (the hot singer) both like Renaissance/Medieval music, so they made the band. Blackmore's actually pretty well known in rock circles; he was the guitarist for Deep Purple before making his own band Rainbow. This...

@dhyosungk Off the top of my head - Rock and Roll Hall of Fame (Cleveland), Kings Island Amusement Park (CIncinnati), Football Hall of Fame (Canton), hmmm...I know Ohio has the most amount of Amish living anywhere (sort of between Cleveland and Columbus - a lot of people like going for the arts a...

I am embarrassed to live in the same country as this nebbish. The sooner these people go the way of the dodo, the better.

The more I watch this video, the more astounded I am by its utter lack of sense. Clearly you do not understand the meaning of atheism, which is the the rejection of belief in the existence of deities. That's it. That's all. Atheism has nothing to say about morality, or "the five senses" becau...

Obviously this is fake, but these videos are well-made; I'd love to see what happens on the other side of the camera with everyone running around setting things up and the "ghost" getting into position and hiding again all without making too much noise for the camera to pick up

So, can you tell me how to make comments on your Youtube video?

Size. Seven. Poop shute. That is all.