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Oh how I love my dear sweet Fulham FC.
These are the teams I hate.
Arsenal - Assholes.
Chelsea - Cunts.
Tottenham - Twats.
West Ham - Wankers.
Brentford - Bastards.
QPR - Queers.
Liverpool - Scouse Bastards
Portsmouth - Pricks
Man Citeh - Fuck Ups
Everton - ...Scouse Bastards
Gillingham - Murderers


WE ARE FULHAM,
WE ARE FULHAM,
WE ARE FULHAM,
FFC,

WE ARE FULHAM,
SUPER FULHAM,
WE ARE FULHAM,
FUCK CHELSEA.

FUCK OFF CHELSEA FC,
YOU AIN'T GOT NO HISTORY,
LAMPARD'S FAT,
THE REST ARE QUEER,
YOU'RE GONNA WIN FUCK ALL THIS YEAR.

WHAT D'YOU THINK OF ARSENAL? SHIT.
WHAT D'YOU THINK OF SHIT? ARSENAL.

FANCY GETTING YOUR BALLS CHOPPED OFF?
JOIN TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR.

DAVID BENTLEY'S COCK AT BLACKBURN:

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DAVID BENTLEY'S COCK AT SPURS:

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BEWARE THE TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR CIRCUMCISION

YOU CAN STICK YA FUCKING BUBBLES UP UR ASS
YOU CAN STICK YA FUCKING BUBBLES UP UR ASS
YOU CAN STICK YA FUCKING BUBBLES
STICK YA FUCKING BUBBLES
YOU CAN STICK YA FUCKING BUBBLES UP UR ASS

AL FAYED
WHOOOAA
AL FAYED
WHOOOAA
HE WANTS TO BE A BRIT
AND QPR ARE SHIT

THIS IS HOW IT FEELS TO BE BRENTFORD
THIS IS HOW IT FEELS TO BE SMALL
THIS IS HOW IT FEELS WHEN YOUR CLUB MEANS
NOTHING AT ALL.

I HATE DIRTY, FILTHY, THIEVING, MURDERING SCOUSE BASTARDS

SIGN ON
SIGN ON
WITH THE PEN IN YOUR HAND
COS YOU'LL NEVER GET A JOB
YOU'LL NEVER GET A JOB

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FRANK LAMPARD IS A FAT BASTARD.
JOHN TERRY IS A CRYING LITTLE SHIT.
ASHLEY COLE IS A GREEDY CUNT.
DIDIER DROGBA IS A CHEATING FUCKER.
WILLIAM GALLAS IS A BITTER PRICK.
STEVEN GERRARD STOLE MY BABY.

PIMPIN' AIN'T EASY MAN.