Message to a Muslim
You believers are lucky you found Allah. I understand why you call him the one "true" God, because it would be easy to confuse Allah with any of the enormous heap of "false" gods out there stinking up the place like an untrained dog. Frankly, I just don't understand mankind. Despite Allah's many violently delivered warnings, man went ahead and created all these golden idols and false gods, almost as if they were completely ignoring Allah's status as the only true God. I mean there's a mountain of fake gods out there, and one is just as ridiculous as the next. Let's face it; any idiot can see all the other "gods" are fake. It's sooooo obvious they're not real like Allah is. They even have stupid miracles too... multiplying a poor widow's jar of oil? Who cares? Feeding thousands of people with a few fish? I think not... Talking to angels and flying to heaven on a winged horse? That's just craz.... hold on... not those last two. Hey, who needs that stuff? You know Allah is the real deal with his own set of way better miracles.
I think I'm beginning to understand Allah and how he works. When a lion roars he's really roaring "Praise be to Allah!" and not just communicating with the other members of his pride or warning another male in his territory. I finally see it; Allah, in his infinite wisdom, let himself be hijacked from the Jew's so the world would know he is the only "true" god out there and not just "that Jew god"... Allah is the only God, out of literally 10,000 gods created in twice as many years, that isn't the by-product of primitive men's ignorance, fear and superstitions. No sir.
Allah was the first God. Numero Uno. No other god came before him. He's been around forever, even though he decided to wait until the 7th century to really show himself, after many of the more popular false gods were well established. But he's not worried about them! He has absolute control over everything around him, and that includes the ability to make himself from nothing. What? Made Himself? Of course he made himself from nothing! There was nothing before him and everyone with half a brain knows complex life can't evolve from any fundamental elements! That sounds like evolutionist heresy! Life can only be intentionally created by Allah and he instantly popped himself into being. Of course, if he wasn't a being before that, I'm not sure what cognative facility he used to figure out what he would make himself into, so um... ? .. oh, never mind, that kind of thinking will just make Allah angry and you don't want to be around Allah when he's angry. Anyway, he instantly popping himself into existence with a blast of his unformed , but still almighty nostril, just like all those nasty diseases and plagues that Allah sneezes on us when he wants us to writhe and die in agony and misery for his unseen almighty purpose. But you're not afraid to writhe and die in agony for Him. You know Allah only makes cancer, polio, STD's and degenerative diseases because he's punishing us for our sins, and we all know those little children that get polio must have done something really bad to deserve it, but Allah knows it's for our own good because he loves us all so darn much, except those !&*%^ infidels who deserve a good smiting. Anyway, you know he's doing it for some divine reason we can't possibly understand the importance of with our puny little brains. Allah loves us and nowhere can we see His almighty Compassion and Mercy for us more than on the glowing face of a repentant woman being whipped for talking to a male she wasn't related to. Allah knows she deserved it and so do you. Hey, do you think he's angry that the infidels cured some of the nastier diseases he intentionally gave them? You hope so.
Anyway.. My gosh, I envy you... Qur'ânic teachings encompass every aspect of life; you're suppressed, controlled and dictated by the only "true" god there is, and, of course, his many human helpers down here on earth that interpret and deliver his almighty intentions so you can do god's work. Thankfully you've found Allah. I know he loves all the Muslims, although I'm not sure why he made so many more people non -Muslim, almost 4 to 1, but I'm sure he had a very good reason and that's why I'm glad you haven't been tricked by one of the many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, false gods out there. You finding Allah is almost a miracle itself, isn't it? Considering every other "god" ever created was a fake, a fraud and a liar, you are sooooooooo lucky to have found that one grain of sand on the beach, hold on, just the beach? No, the entire planet, that's real.
I'm not picking on Muslims alone.... with very few changes, this little story applies to any / all religions..

I'm a life long atheist despite, or perhaps because, of a religious upbringing. All the time I wasted sitting in a church when I knew there was no god....