About this user
magic. lol. :D
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I'm a very happy person. can't you tell by the picture?
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name: ?! up there... call me nobody for short. the whole thing's such a mouthful. some people call me elvis though. :D
age: older than time itself.
gender: isn't it obvious? gosh...
relationship status: why the heck should you care? psh. stalker.
location: uranus. that's still a planet, right? it hasn't been demoted? not yet, anyways.
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i saw this earlier on another channel, and it made me think. unfortunately, you can't post things on your own channel, *grunts angrily*, (it turns out you can, but too late. d;p)(shut up. i'm new to this.) so i decided to stick it here:
Why do we ((sleep)) in [[school]], But stay ((awake) through a [[3 hour movie]]? Why is it so ((hard)) to talk about [[God]], but so ((easy)) to talk about [[sex]]?Why is it so easy to ((ignore)) a [[Godly]] bebo bulletin, Yet we ((repost)) the [[nasty]] ones? Why are ((churches)) getting [[smaller]], But ((bars and clubs)) are [[expanding]]? Why is it so easy to purchase {beer} and {drugs}? But so hard to donate 25 cents for a {Charity}? Why is it so easy to worship a {Celebrity}? But very difficult to engage with {God}? Think about it, are you going to repost this? Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at? Repost this as 'dont read if ur immature ....seriously' 80 % of you wont repost this. The Lord said: If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny you in front of my father.
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This is bunny. Copy and paste him into your profile to help him gain world domination!!!
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my favorite sayings:
don't act your age; act your shoe size.
may the people that dance on your grave get cramps in their legs.
may you back into a pitchfork and grab a hot stove for support.
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15 ways to win a girls heart:
1)Hug her from behind.
2)Hold her hand when walking together.
3)When standing wrap yur arm around her.
4)Cuddle her.
5)Don't force her to do anything!!!
6)Don't get mad when she doesn't do it!!!
7)Write little notes to her.
8)Compliment her.
9)When you hug her, hold her as long as possible.
10)Say "I love you"...... and mean it!
11)Pick her over your friends. No matter what. Even if they call you a punk.
12)Comfort her when she cries.
13)Remember important dates.
14)Let her know that you're thinkin' about her.
LAST BUT NOT LEAST
15)Love her with all your heart.
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see if you can read this:
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is stupid cat
This is dork cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat.
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top.
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Find the error, its imposible
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did you know 80% of UCDS students couldn't find the error? i found it. d;P
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|..........| Put this on your
|..........| page if you have
|.........O| ever pushed a
|..........| door that said pull.
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(sadly)
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║╔╗║╔╗║╔╗║║║║ Put this on your page
║╚╝║╚╝╠╠║║║║║ if you support the
║╔╗║╔╗║╚╝║║║║ ANTI-Anti-Disney Movement
╚╝╚╩╝╚╩══╩╩╩╝ (i LOVE disney. i admit it)
----------------Girls--------- -------
-----------are like apples----------
-------on trees.The best ones-------
-----are at the top of the tree------
---The boys don't want to reach-----
--for the good ones because they----
-r afraid of falling and getting hurt-
-Insted, they get the rotten apples---
from the ground that aren't as good,-
but easy. So the apples up top think---
something is wrong w/them when in ----
-reality they're amazing. They just---
---have to wait for the right boy to--
----come along,the one who's----------
-----------brave enough to------------
---------------climb all--------------
--------------to the top--------------
-------------of the tree.-------------
(love. this.)
A True Boyfriend
He Will:
• Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything
• Tease her and let her tease you back.
• Stay up all night with her when she's sick.
• Watch her favorite movie with her.
• Give her the world.
• Let her wear your clothes.
• When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.
• Let her know she's important.
• Kiss her in the pouring rain.
• When she runs up at you crying.. the first thing he says is..
"Who's butt am i beating up today baby?"
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