Nitrojane is a secret love child said to be fathered with the seed of pure awesome. Born in the 80s she was raised by a pack of roaming ninjas till the age of five. At which time she was left to fend for herself. Lacking nourishment, shelter and with nowhere else to turn, she found solace in the warmly warm glow of the internet. By day she pretends to be unemployed student. By night she terrorizes the dreams of creepy old perverted men from the internet. Be thankful she's on your side, but never give her your back.