I make people laugh because of the pain I suffered as an Indian and the pain I suffer as an American, and generally the pain I suffer as a human being. Because I suffered all this pain, I can make you laugh. Once you laugh, my pain goes away, and I laugh, and we all laugh together, and the pain is released into the sky, and we become one with the Universe.
If I was Deepak Chopra, you'd be paying to read the mumbo-jumbo above. I have a better deal, check out my show listing and come out to see me, the San Francisco Bay Area's resident Indian comic. You will be entertained regardless of your religious upbringing.