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"Taking one's chances is like taking a bath, because sometimes you end up feeling comfortable and warm, and sometimes there is something terrible lurking around that you cannot see until it is too late and you can do nothing else but scream and cling to a plastic duck." "The sad truth is the truth is sad." "The key to good eavesdropping is not getting caught." "Criminals should be punished, not fed pastries." -Lemony Snicket

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