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It should be mentioned that the chair Swampy mentioned was actually the drummer for Pink Floyd.

Just thought I'd ask...What's wrong with keeping your treasured memories in a toolbox?

@whyamimrpink78

Are you kidding me? The entire health care bill was about Obama listening to the other side. Obama was in the debates with McCain talking about the idea of an individual mandate being foolish. Obama put it in because Newt Gingrich and Mitt Romney have both put that idea forwa...

"...not unless you can perform miracles."

"What's your budget?"

Phineas and Ferb are so good, they managed to simultaneously make both disco and miniature golf cool.

Inside his head..."You know, this is probably the only time I'm going to be able to get away with saying that word so I might as well get my fill of saying it."

Maybe somebody needs to tell this guy that the tiny white thing between the girl's legs when he had sex with them wasn't an aspirin...

TNA has spent a lot of money, gotten a lot of bigger name premier talent, and gone hard in with the new Hogan, Russo, Bischoff led regime. What have they gotten in return? The same ratings and the same exposure and now more known for their failures than their successes. Hogan has never proven ...

Can somebody please explain why Carl was in the basket in the shopping cart?

@UberNerdMaster

I'm still looking for "Curse you Perry the Platypus" for my IM notice.

He doesn't know what a tag team is? Well, at least he's still better than Vince Russo.

Take this doobie and smoke of it, for it is my breath.

Thumbs up if you played this full screen just to see how your cat would react.

Hulk Hogan, we comin' for you clam nigga!

Vote up if you came here from The Muppets singing Bohemian Rhapsody.

The ACORN crap was a total hoax. Further investigation has conclusively revealed that the versions seen on TV were heavily edited specifically designed to misrepresent and slander the ACORN employees. In fact, the only way they were able to acquire all of O'Keefe's videos of the operations was to...

Has it ever occurred to Candace that she could just text her mom a video?

Vote up if you'd go to Dr. Doofenshmirtz's party if he actually bothered to invite you.

Life was much simpler when I worked as a lawn gnome.

You know, I used to like ICP until this song. It's just stupid. Magnets are miracles? Since miracles are solely the realm of God and since any physical scientist (or anybody with access to ehow.com for that matter) can make a magnet that makes us all God. This song isn't entertaining, it's ju...

@Dannomack

30 years and a couple Bell's Palsy attacks probably had an effect on his voice.

2 people forgot to bring a goat.

actually though the thing that stood out to me was from just common sense:

After four videos of "the earth isn't warming" he suddenly changes speed. "The earth is warming but so our other heavenly bodies." Wait, what? Didn't you just say that the world is cooling, but now you're saying the ear...

David Young and Arn Anderson were both much better at the spinebuster.

@1WhoMee1

It did. Tore up the cartilage and muscles in his knees.

Go to now, ye rich men, weep and howl for your miseries that shall come upon you. Your riches are corrupted, and your garments are motheaten. Your gold and silver is cankered; and the rust of them shall be a witness against you, and shall eat your flesh as it were fire. Ye have heaped treasure to...

@mbxmny

Maybe they keep doing reenactments because they think next time the result will be different.

What's next? I hope it's "Jesus and Silent Bob Strike Back."

@george4ever26101

You think that's bad, you should hear him talk about Vince Russo or Shawn Michaels.

Didn't he go without the mask during his entire run with the Filthy Animals in WCW? He lost the mask to Jericho if I remember right.

Well, the last rites match was a Vince Russo booking so I guess we can all be thankful that at least the casket wasn't on a pole.

And if there is no Dumbledore, who wrote Harry Potter?

Thomas Paine vs. Glen Beck

And of course Bret gets the loudest crowd reaction because he's the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be. Shawn and his conceited, selfish, childish ass can blow me.

Is it just me or does Kevin Nash sound stoned out of his ass?

Justin Bieber wishes he had one tenth the musical talent of Phil Harris.

Come on folks, don't give the guy crap for missing the cat's breath remark; we're talking about Ralph Wiggum here. I'd have a hard time keeping it down to 25. No go banana, no Super Nintendo Chalmers while he was learnding, no I wet my arm pants...It's impossible to do a top 10 without missing ...

I tried answering a few of his questions (as much as 500 characters would allow). Apparently Shock didn't like my answers and wouldn't approve my comment.

so he took two good songs and turned them into one cluster-who-gives-a-f$#$