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What is this crap? What is this wannabe rawkstar bullshit? This is actually pretty painful, and not in the hilariously bad kind of way. Yikes. He sounds as bad as that runner-up loser from a few years back, the one with all the sparkle cows. What's-its-face?

00:51:26 Looks like something's bound to happen now and... Oh. Nothing.

01:07:05 Something's brewing. Something's gonna happen, finally--oh. Nothing at all.

01:19:09 So, something? It's going to end with some sort of battle scene? Finally some action? Hell, better late than never... Oh. Nothing.

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@CrystalJupiter

Dressed as James Lipton?

So, did they eat him?

I love the "bitch please" look it's giving you in the beginning. Then it tries to make itself look bigger and tougher by lifting its wings and puffing up? Please, bird. You're fuzzy. Yeah, you can claw my eyes out, but you're still a ball of fluffy fluff.

I want more interviews with those two, damnit. They always make me smile.

I don't usually care for this band, but even I have to admit that this is a beautiful, melancholy song.

"COCAIUM."

1:00 That's his "sex face".

"But soneffra bitch told me that I would get it with free months. I save them bundles. They crazy. I don't think I effrow get it. They betray me. They didn't keep very promise. They tweet me and I don't care anymore."

Is that anywhere near close to what he actually says?

@TaiFerret

Ah. I must've missed the very beginning.

@delirious44

Men aren't much better, sunshine. Look at the wonderful job they've done so far.

As far as I'm concerned, the majority of people aren't suited for that position, regardless of gender. Oh, and by the by: opinion=/=fact.

"There's a lot of cases I've solved right on Montel's show."

Really, bitch? stopsylvia . org shows otherwise. You haven't solved even one. In fact, there's no evidence that you've actually helped the police solve any of their cases either. But I guess making up bullshit is part of the job, eh?

I can barely understand this guy, Jesus. He just prattles on and on and on... "blablahblahcatholic...blahblahblahheartproblem...blahblahbl­ahbadgas..." And, really? "You never married. I'm not surprised. You need to love yourself more"? What the fuck? If I was that woman I would have just slapped ...

@badslabber

I got something. Now.. I'm not 100% sure that I'm correct... But if I'm wrong then it's close... I have the image very strongly... Is it...like a banana.... only with... Pinkish, maybe peachy... What is this? Some kind of sack with balls in it...? Uh... Wow, it's a pretty big banana ...

Randi is some kind of awesome.

But how did Jerome die?!

@JackieChanFan2000

I foolishly expected zombies but instead got slightly deformed, but still very much alive, ordinary and somewhat foreign people. I feel rooked!

"The Underwhelmingly Ordinary People Who Continued Living While Kind Of Deformed" would be a more apt title to this.

Politics aside, I find Sarah Palin so hilariously stupid. While I admit it would be the best joke ever if this hag trolled her way to the presidency, the world would most likely explode under the tremendous weight of her dumb-fuckery, so yeah. Don't want that.

@novaflo339

It's on amazon.com, if you search "Warriors of the Wind [VHS] (1985)" under the movies/TV section. You'll have to buy it from a seller, rather than from amazon, so I would ask the seller you choose (there are seven or so) if it's the correct one prior to purchase. It looks to be, tho...

That last part was pretty kickass. Busts a cap (or several) in "Red John's" ass, then sits down and calmly sips his tea. Brilliant.

I was really hoping that Bradley Whitford would come back in some capacity; him as Red John is just too damned awesome to use so sparingly. But, sadly, I know that ...

Oh hai, Guys. This whole movie was a joke, right? The dude who made this shitty movie was just joking, right guys? Right?

Guys?

"I'm sure you'll land on your feet."

"Unlike your parents..."

Hah. You know, this is actually pretty funny. I'm glad I took the time to watch it.

@AlexizQianahMorales

Also, it would have been ten times more hilarious had you replied to me with: STOP HATING ON THE FETUS!

I'm picking up shades of "My Darling Clementine" in there.

i love the long, dirty look he gives you around 0:07. i laughed so hard.

HOLY SHIT, GUYS.

A large, white aquatic mammal is trying to eat a poor handicapped lad! Someone call a whaler, STAT!

Get in the kitchen and make me a sammich, bitch. Hold the the autotune, synthetic beats and the mayo, plz.

Please tell me you're for real and not just doing this for the delicious, delicious lulz. Please? Because that would make my day; it'd be an early Christmas gift, really. Also: try out for the next season of American Idull. You must.

i always wondered what happened to this kid. his hilarious deer-in-the-headlights expression was always great.

his funky voice isn't half bad; far better than what i remembered on idull.

oh jesus. i laughed so hard. you don't even.

the sparkles coming off this cow are blinding me.

@dragonstooth1

u mad?