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@MrGil122 Sabotage? Demolition? CTF? It's not TDM buddy.

Amazing how this phony spends 2 minutes of a review on how hard it is to get jewels. Don't forget about the 20 second long periods of silence as well. Damn, Irate Gamer sucks. AVGN rules!

Funny how the Irate Gamer disables comments on all his videos. I guess the hate mail hurts his feelings too much.

Shave those goddamn eyebrows dude. I thought we agreed on that like 3 years ago

@epicnerd905 Maybe he's still in high school dumb shit

Ahhhhh, the video that started it all. I thought you pulled this video down?

@LexiAnnTweedy This was Super-Millionaire. It was a prime-time special that ran for like 2 weeks. They gave more life-lines to increase the odds that someone would win the million (or 10 million as that was grand prize for Super-Millionaire)

@246alive Because you spelled "woman" wrong.

@vocaloidtiger1535 Are you deaf? Seriously. Nickelback fuckin sucks donkey balls. They are THE definition of bland & generic.

@sirpoonscheeze1000 Accidentally physics eh? WTF does that mean?

Was the audio recorded with a fucking potato or what?

@tosselina Well, my desktop is only a year old, 6 core processor, 8 GB RAM, 1 GB graphics card, and it still has trouble keeping up. I realize it's not a high-end gaming rig, I bought it more for its processing power for ripping & re-encoding blu-rays, but still.

We snack on danger, DINE ON DEATH!!!

Was this recorded with a hamster?

Maybe they would cheer him if he didn't suck so much. And if he liked girls too, that always helps.

Wow, this 2 minute video contained more excitement than the last 6 years of WWE programming combined.

@pizzaboyharmony Damn you're dumb. It was 1:21.6 and 1:20.4. Amazing how they just let anybody on the internet. Your stupidity is amazing.

Man, I wonder what would happen if he found out his daughter was having sex?

Immediately when I saw the title of this video, I thought "Shaq-Fu". That game sucked so bad. Thanks Dad for the awful x-mas present 16 years ago.

What's up with the BDU's?

@MrTacozz You're gay

@TehGamingMofo Good for you

But guys, it is the first Nintendo DS built! It MUST be worth 13k!!!!

OK WTF happened at 6:57? One hit and the boss was dead?

@psycopolarbear Actually, he's 19, but yes, he is a huge douchebag. The problem is, he knows that he is the best 19 year old to come along in the last 20 years, and it has gone to his head.

@marioandsonic3339 That's only 360. I very rarely end up in a lobby with kids on PS3 (Maybe their parents refuse to buy them a mic?) but it seems every time I play 360, the lobby is FULL OF KIDS. I don't know if its cuz more kids have 360 than PS3, or just because the 360 comes with a mic or wh...

@mdevine1981 I was an enforcer. Went through summer of 2010. DS Haiola, DS O Connor, DS Nicodemis, DS Koontz. Easiest shit ever. We won warrior stakes (4th consecutive Enforcer platoon to do so, DS Haiola knew his shit). I think he got promoted to 1SG right after our cycle.

Ah man, I can't believe Dolph Ziggler used to be NICKY!!!!

@OdikosGamias Define "worst". Because he has won MILLIONS of dollars, and multiple WSOP bracelets.... If that's considered being "bad", then count me in.

@vol1tion Found it. 19's weigh 28 pounds. That seems to be a little too heavy. Too bad. They are one of the better looking wheels I've ever seen.

@Letsplaymoron It's a homemade NES console. Just took the guts from the NES and stuffed it inside a toaster.

@Klassickk Unless you've been out for like 5 years, you don't need to go thru basic again bud.

DS Fernando @ 1:39 and DS Cody @ 3:15

@sxr970 Those V-tech's are pretty powerful aren't they?

@aza4444 Well Daigo is no slouch, and Choi beat his Sagat AND Ryu.

@marilynlovesidaho Shut the hell up. This video has been dubbed over 500 different times on YouTube. It's from a fucking movie. Go fuck yourself.

Funny, my birthday wish is to have sex with that decoy too.

Not only is this guy a pedophile, he is a pedophile with a bluetooth mic. Those are the worst kind!

@cymrutroll Smart man, they aren't old enough to use the interwebz yet.

Are they chanting Fuck you Cena @ 1:30?

Or Rocky Marciano

Damn that chick is hot.