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Name:
Raikou Neo / Uribe Mario
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Age:
24
Joined:
Oct 17, 2005
Latest Activity:
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Out with the Old, In with the New Ego
About Me:
Konnichiwa! I'm Uribe Mario, although many of you know me as one of my many nicknames, including "Freaking Fred", "Pimp Juice", "The Wise One", "Bear", "Osama Bin Laden (AKA Brendon Samabin Raden)", "Sonic", "Popo", "Gai-sensei", and "Miroku-sama". While I'm on the subject, lemme make something clear. You are never to address me as Popo unless under one of three circumstances: either when I am a caretaker, when you're referring to my Super Smash Bros. Melee best character, or if you're a generation above me. My hobbies include playing the ocarina, playing video games, role-playing, and surfing the web. I enjoy sleeping in a sleeping bag, and although many of you may find it uncomfortable, I find sleeping on a mattress just the same, so we're even. It doesn't matter to me what you think. From time to time, there can be instances where someone can tell me something hilarious, and I'll be laughing my ass off like I'm under the cracker's spell. I laugh so hard that if you ask why I'm laughing, I'll continue laughing until my cheeks hurt or until my body restrains itself. Of course, I dislike some things in life. First: good food disposal. If there are leftover chicken breast pieces you can't eat cuz you're full, don't throw it all away. Give it to me. I just can't stand seeing perfectly good food being wasted. Sorry if you can't understand my POV, and just so you know, HELL NO, I don't dumpster dive. I don't like wasting food, but I don't like wasted food either. Second: favoritism. It makes me mad whenever someone is spoiled and gets whatever he or she wants. He or she can blame something on you and get away with it. *fizzle* Third: chain letters. What's the deal with threatening people if they don't send them? Or what about calling people "cold and heartless" if they don't do anything? OH, DRAGONSHIT!! I've read over 100 of them, and no bad luck has ever crossed my path. And most of all: the thing I have absolute zero-tolerance for is none other than hypocritism. People who contradict themselves are dumb asses, but more on that later. A lotta people tell me that I have a very bright future ahead of me. The truth is most people have to live and learn from life's experiences. When it comes to socializing, I'm not very talkative, at least not to people I find annoying. If I deem you annoying, I'll either walk away from you or tell you what you wanna hear so you'll stop bugging me. Speaking of which, nothing bugs me more than being poked. I just don't like it when people poke me, especially girls. *blush* What can I say? It makes me feel exceedingly nervous when girls tease me. Sometimes, I scare my friends by appearing as if from nowhere. For instance: if they're talking to their other friends, then they turn their heads and...poof! There I am. Since I'm quite skilled at being quiet, I got a little bit of revenge by stalking some people. I'm not going to tell you who, so don't bother asking. Besides, they know who they are. I like being in college. Wanna know why? One reason and one reason only: people mind their own business and don't pester you about personal details, unlike back in my high school. Most of my high school friends were so obsessed with knowing every little detail about me. I was treated like a freaking celebrity! I mean, c'mon! I can appreciate friends who wanna know some things about you, but what's the deal with having to know stuff that I'd rather not share? Privacy, please! What the hell was their deal having to know every damn thing about me? It's like they had OCD. Not to mention the fact that a lotta them were hypocritical bastards. If I do one thing, they'd tell me to do the other, and vice versa. For instance, let's say there was a field trip and almost everybody was getting a partner with whom to go. If I said I was going with someone, then they'd tell me to go by myself. Now see, if I told them that I was going by myself, then they'd say that I should find someone to go with. It was most annoying when DS5 told me this. Easy for her to say! She had a BF! Anyway, my friends kept on asking me about stuff they felt they had to know, like when I was with my XGFs. In order to get them off my back, I told them that I was "in love" with my fourth XGF. Big mistake! Well, if any good came of that, at least those fools actually believed me. In the future, if any of you read this and ask why I didn't you this earlier, I won't answer you. Even though I'll answer almost any question, no matter how rude or random (you'd have to know me long enough to know how true this is), it's not my fault you don't read other people's profiles when they're right there for you to find out stuff that people would want you to know about them and not ask them face-to-face.
Hometown:
Los Angeles
Country:
United States
Occupation:
Dark Artist
Companies:
New Ego Productions, McDonald's
Schools:
Los Angeles Mission College
Interests:
Acting, Anime, Bicycling, Braille, Cherries, Cherry Blossoms, Dark Arts, Dimensional Drifting, Dream Sprites, Filmmaking, Full Moons, Games, Hacking, Hylian, Internet, Japanese, Multimedia Animation, Neon, Nintendo, Ocarinas, Pimping, Pizza, Reptiles, Role-playing, Root Beer, RuneScape, Seal of Xenos, Summoning, Swimming, Swords, TCGs, Warm Temperatures
Movies:
You Don't Mess With the Zohan
Books:
The Alchemist
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justincredible2006
(4 years ago)
This one too!
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justincredible2006
(4 years ago)
Neo-kun! Dude, this is what I wanted to show you!
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GaarasOnlyLove
(5 years ago)
Hey Neo haven`t talked in a long time......do you have a Gaia account?
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HazelTheDog1
(5 years ago)
neo-san? xD what up?
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dmaster5556
(5 years ago)
Hey Neo, I think you'll really LOL at this video. I don't know if you watch Saturday Night Live, but if you think Will Ferral is funny, you'll love this vid.
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GaarasOnlyLove
(5 years ago)
thanks brother for subscribing but what does that mean?Lol also does brother Gaara have an account?
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dmaster5556
(5 years ago)
LMFAO!!!! *cough cough* *gasps for breath, the settles down* oh god, Neo-san. you simply MUST see the newest video on my favorites list. its about one of the biggest events that recently happened in runescape. it is hilarious and stunning you will get a kick out of it! I can't stop laughing!!!!! *continues to laugh*
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GaarasOnlyLove
(5 years ago)
Hiya Neo will you comment my videos? ^-^
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dmaster5556
(5 years ago)
hey Neo, I found this hilariuos video from GTA San Andreas(if you play it). but anyways, the song used in it is called, "I'm an asshole." by Denis Leary.
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