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I have the capacity for abstract thought!
I'm obssesed with The Big Lebowski it's the greatest movie ever made :)
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Please excuse any spelling mistakes, I;m anorexic!
If I was all there, I wouldn't be here!
I'm that unlucky that when I phoned the dr while havin' an asthma attack. I got arrested for makin' nuisance calls
I've bin told I have a way with words!! Or was that I'm away wit the burds!! It was wan o' them anyway...
I had an asthmatic attack today. These three asthmatics jumped me. I should have heard them in the bushes...
The surest sign intelligent life exists elsewhere, is nobody has tried to contact us.
Tip Of The Day:
Don't have sex with a retarded Dwarf!!!
It ain't big and it ain't clever!!
I was out shopping today and this dude walked by me and called me a paranoid little weirdo.. In morse code!!!!
Dolphins are really intelligent. Put one in a pool and 3 weeks later it will train a human to stand there and throw it fish!
Help save energy. Drill a hole in your fridge door to make sure the light goes out!
I can't be bothered to tell a lie!! The truth is far harder but much more valid and much more worthwhile.
Honesty is the most offensive thing in the world ! | John Lydon
Everything has changed, except human nature.
Has the whole world gone £*$king crazy! | Walter Sobchak
Dont £*$king touch that!! How many £*$king times do I need to tell. You'll £*$king break it | My Mum
It's one of the great mistakes of our time, to act your age | Billy Connolly..
There ain't half been some clever bastards!
Are you Scottish? I am........... You know you are a true Scot if.............
Ye can properly pronounce McConnochie, Ecclefechan, Milngavie, Sauchiehall St , St Enoch, Auchtermuchty and Aufurfuksake.
Yer used tae four seasons in wan day.
Ye kin faw about pished withoot spilling yer drink.
Ye measure distance in minutes..
Ye kin understaun Rab C Nesbitt and ken characters just like him, in yer ain family.
Ye kin mak hael sentences jist wae sweer wurds.
Ye know wit haggis is made ae and stull like eating it.
Somedy ye ken hus used a fitbaw schedule tae plan fur wedding day date.
You've been at a wedding and fitbaw scores are announced in the Church/Chapel.
Ye urny surprised tae find curries, pizzas, kebabs, fish n chips, iron-bru, fags and nappies aw in the wan shop.
Yer holiday hame it the seaside has calor gas under it.
Ye know irn-bru is a hangover cure.
Finally, you are 100% Scot if you have ever said/heard these words;
how's it hingin
clarty
boggin
cludgie
pished
get it up ye
wee beasties
erse bandit
amurny
away an bile yer heid
peely-wally
humphey backit
Ba'-heid
baw bag
dubble nugget
And finally......
A wee Glesga wumman goes intae a butcher shop, where the butcher has just came oot the freezer, and is standing haunds ahint his back, with his erse aimed at an electric fire.. The wee wumman checks oot the display case then asks, 'Is that yer Ayrshire bacon?' 'Naw,' replies the butcher. 'It's jist ma haun's ah'm heatin'.
I get lots of people thanking me etc for my time uploading various videos on my channels. If anyone would like to help me, a way of showing their thanks would be to make a donation to the charity below in website url. Who deserve all the credit in the world for the wonderful job they do and for looking after my mum with such care and respect in her final weeks.
Thanks.
£*$k it | My Mum
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Jet Propulsion Laboratory lavatory assistant
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Music:
Any
Books:
Roger Hargreaves Novels
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