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Why do so many dumbdicks think they need a colour chart to work out a person’s nationality?

The reason for having separate taps for hot and cold, by the way, is to prevent the water coming out at a comfortable temperature.

Interesting documentary. Who was the architect of Luton Town Hall?

So much more realistic than the one I sent off for. What a let down that was.

I went to America once and loved the food. One complaint though - the portions are too big. Oh, and another complaint - hold back on the cinnamon a little.

It’s Copernicus, Galileo etc. all over again. This is the 21st century (AD) and at least some religionists have conceded to scientists that the Earth is a few million years older than it was until just recently. Although they’ve used this new knowledge not for enlightenment, but only to prop up a...

Horus was ancient Egypt’s god of the sky – His right eye was the sun, his left the moon - And his father was Osiris.

The Magi that visited Jesus in Matthew’s gospel were a number of wise men- Not necessarily 3 kings!

Hardly anyone accepts that Jesus was born in winter – The pagan’s winter sols...

Quote of the day: "Snails can move pretty fast when they have to." You're a star! And thank you for the whacky prayer at the end - it's made my day.

What the world's been waiting for: A remote controlled Flymo!

Nice to hear a balanced, well reasoned discourse on how pre-Christian Pagan festivals were hijacked by the early the Christian church to help with the conversion of heathens. Sorry, the words “it would be” were missing from the beginning of my comment.

Have you ever taken a Rorschach test? There Are Masonic symbols in every one of those ink blots!

Visit Leeds - there’s so much to see and do.

I had an out of trousers experience once but Youtube removed the video.

David Wilcock says that having so many different races on one planer makes us unique. And he knows this from multiple witness testimonies!

He knows people that visit other planets?

How can people believe this rot?

The interviewer’s just as witless, asking him how many different varieties of hum...

I dare any alien woman out there to try to extract my sperm. You just try it. Go on.

I doubt your smooth, svelte, beautifully proportioned alien body can handle the trauma of my pulsating manliness. But just in case – I live at number 15 Stenchmore Drive (the one with the purple curtains). Let y...

For pity’s sake! Won’t these extra-terrestrials leave this poor man alone for a minute? He can’t leave his house without being abducted by aliens! He must be sick to death of being whisked off in spaceships and forced to make love to harems of beautiful women.

Fancy having to endure the igno...

I hope I never get abducted by THAT alien! There’s absolutely no way I’d help repopulate her planet.

Well, I’m convinced! Does the new Paul get to keep all the royalties from the previous Paul’s songs? And does he have to visit two sets of relatives at Christmas?

“Paul McCartney is dead”?

It’s too much like the opening of The Clangers to be convincing.

To quote The Equals: Black Skin Blue Eyed Boys, they ain't gonna fight no doggone wars.

I was around in the 50s and they weren’t that great. Mind you I was very young and still had a 7 o’clock bedtime.

A beautiful song sweetly sung.

Is it As Tears Go By by the Rolling Stones?

Unintelligent, unfunny, unnecessary. Great for those who like a laugh but don't understand comedy.

That's victims in the UK

He’s a good balladeer but he’s never been able to do rock ‘n’ roll. He’s too tame and staid. It’s the sort of “raucous” music your gran likes to hum to.

sunnypunjabiputtar, according to BBC news it's estimated that at least 55% of British Pakistanis are married to first cousins. That's more than what goes on in Norkolk!

In answer to your question, aminuk23, I see the same amount of British [white] girls with Asian guys as I see Asian guys with British girls. Perhaps if more Asians could convince their parents that they should be allowed to interact more with local people without fear of their disapproval, then m...