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Perfect trailer, but... NEEDS MORE ARYA

@lda214 Deus não existe, pare de confiar em um livrinho idiota escrito por homens pra enganar gente idiota como você

@doutormatheus1 Argumento bão esse hein campeão?

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In ME3, Reapers attacking

Turian councilor: OH MY GOD... I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!

Shepard: Finally ¬¬

Turian councilor: GIANT GETH SHIPS!

Shepard: ...

I didn't hug her... because I didn't fucking see the paragon option!

Voldemort: Avada Kedavra!

End of duel

@powerovercorrupt But if you take away the "new" from the sentence, you would describe Dragon Age 2.

Shepard: Guess we'll have to give her a name...

MAYBE... QWIB-QWIB?!

Garrus is the best dad ever!

It seems Batman isn't so paragon anymore

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@RealTrollface They still make True Blood

@Qazmaxier Foi de graça, eles colocaram um anúncio no site dando data, hora e local pra quem quisesse aparecer na gravação do vídeo, e elas foram

Leonidas won at THIS IS SPARTA!

A green boy, sure. More like to be brave than wise.

In soviet russia, the guns calibrate Garrus

EDI: I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees. That is not a joke.

Mick Jagger: It's a nice armor, I'm sure it will protect him against any harm!

@Nekhet I don't usually have that much trouble, but Legion uses a lot of technical terms, and Thane uses a lot of spiritual ones. I didn't quite get what, for example, means to be "disconnected", as his son is. And I didn't get how the geth communicate between themselves and why were only a few g...

Death: Time to go, Garrus!

Garrus: Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations

Death: Shit

Just a single word to you: BOSH'TET!

I wish so much I could get both. It took me every will strenght I had, but I was loyal to Liara.

Turian Councilor: I believe you humans have a saying : even a broken clock is right twice a day.

Shepard: Here's another saying, go to hell!

Mass Effect 1

Am I the only one who didn't give half a fuck to the council?

Bouncer: Assertively: No. Get back in line.

LOL, no wonder why they look like trolls, if you know what I mean.

I really have only one word to say to you: BOSH'TET!

I imagine if someone says anything if both Jack and Garrus are death

Only I find Miranda's accent extremely sexy?

Jack: The cheerleader won't admit that what Cerberus did to me was wrong!

Miranda: It wasn't Cerberus. Not really. But you...

Shepard: ಠ_ಠ

Miranda: As I was saying, you look amazing, darling! Your tatoos are so cute and your haircut is really stylish!

Jack: Oh my dear, that's too kind of you! Go ...

@zepegm E desde quando precisa de religião pra prestar ajuda social? Até parece que só religiosos prestam ajuda social. E mais: DEUS NÃO EXISTE, E JESUS TAMBÉM NÃO. Se existiu, já morreu E NÃO RESSUCITOU, e eu não vou encarar porra nenhuma. Eu não detesto cristãos, eu detesto o cristianismo.

Não...

@070000591 Good thing Darth Vader's mother is dead then. Everytime Vader would try to stab Harry, all he had to do is apparate behind Darth Vader and Avada Kedavra him before he could notice

I'm Commander Shepard and I died because I was horny